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[helpmeeirin]

I don't think I can take it anymore! I've been here four days..four days! There hasn't been a single rabbit to bring me things, and I've had to walk instead of floating

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[redhuntinghood]

Wouldn't turtles make better servants?

[helpmeeirin]

They're too slow. And the kappa all horde them.

[redhuntinghood]

Keep them at your side and make them stand still. You could be able to set things on them if you're good at balancing.

[helpmeeirin]

Why didn't I ever think of that?! I always wanted semi-mobile tables too!

[redhuntinghood]

You have to be careful, though. Train them really really hard.

[helpmeeirin]

That's Eirin's job. She trained rabbits so she can train a turtle.

or drug them until they listen.

[redhuntinghood]

Drug them? How so?

[helpmeeirin]

With pills and stuff. That's how we got Reisen out of her rebellious phase.

[redhuntinghood]

Hm... I had never thought of using pills like that before. Is there a way that I could use one to train wolves?

[helpmeeirin]

Probably! You can't use them to train birds though. I've tried.

[redhuntinghood]

Rats, birds would make excellent scouts in case there's anyone dangerous nearby.

[helpmeeirin]

They're just too birdbrained to listen.

[redhuntinghood]

..........

[helpmeeirin]

[redhuntinghood]

That wasn't very funny at all!

[helpmeeirin]

..I thought it was.