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[helpmeeirin]

This isn't my regular bed. This isn't Eintei either.

Eirin, did I take some of those drugs you hide in the file cabinets again? I told you to hide those better and make them stop looking like candy.

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[pooka_prince]

My apologies, miss, but I do not believe you are... on drugs. I regret to say that you have been kidnapped.

[helpmeeirin]

But I'm not tied up or anything.

[pooka_prince]

Yes, this magicks this town exhibits are potent indeed. We are each of us plucked from our homes and made to live in this dreadful place.

[helpmeeirin]

There are rabbits to do everything for me so I don't have to get out of bed, right?

[pooka_prince]

N... No?

[helpmeeirin]

This place is really dreadful then!

[pooka_prince]

I... suppose it is, but I'm afraid it's far worse than that.

[helpmeeirin]

It can get worse than that?!

[pooka_prince]

...You might be surprised.

[helpmeeirin]

How bad does it get? Do monsters attack and the guy on a motorcycle only shows up after it's killed everyone in the room? Is there no cable? Diet food only?

[pooka_prince]

The town appears to take some sort of sadistic pleasure in tormenting us. There was a week with no food, and I'm told of another incident in which the town's residents were instructed to kill one another. At the very least, death is not permanent- but I am beginning to wonder if that is truly a blessing.

[helpmeeirin]

As long as there isn't a week with no beds, it's not that bad.

[pooka_prince]

...Your optimism is inspiring.

[helpmeeirin]

Of course it is. A princess has to inspire people.

[pooka_prince]

Ah, you are royalty? It is an honor to make your acquaintance, milady. Not that it wasn't before, but... You get my meaning.