Holiday Jingle
(Sing in "grandma got run over by a reindeer" tune)
David got run over by a mustang
Going home from a car shop Christmas Day
I wish he hadn’t gotten that new engine
But it didn’t cost him that much anyway
He’d been drinking too much eggnog,
and we begged him not to buy
but grabbed his car and booked it
to that mustang that would cost him more than life.
As he arrived to the dealer
And he realized it was closed
he thought that he would get there
but he got run over by the one he knows
David got run over by a mustang
Going home from a car shop Christmas Day
I wish he hadn’t gotten that new engine
But it didn’t cost him that much anyway
Now we’re all so proud of Ashlee
that she didn’t cry today
an Amanda was so tired
of pickin up the pieces from the car that day
David got run over by a mustang
Going home from a car shop Christmas Day
I wish he hadn’t gotten that new engine
But it didn’t cost him that much anyway
He’d been drinking too much eggnog,
and we begged him not to buy
but grabbed his car and booked it
to that mustang that would cost him more than life.
As he arrived to the dealer
And he realized it was closed
he thought that he would get there
but he got run over by the one he knows
David got run over by a mustang
Going home from a car shop Christmas Day
I wish he hadn’t gotten that new engine
But it didn’t cost him that much anyway
Now we’re all so proud of Ashlee
that she didn’t cry today
an Amanda was so tired
of pickin up the pieces from the car that day