from the hands of postal workers straight to your mouth!

[helpimarock]

For your perusal today, I give you:



Surumail.

Could you imagine sending this to a germophobe? Holy shit.

And for those of you who have seen Sifl & Olly isn't this so the type of product the guys would be hawking on Precious Roy's Home Shopping Network?

P.S. Don't choke on the stamp! ;)