bigger than hay-zeus.

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"beatles" searched on Google returns: 54,100,000 hits.
"jesus christ" searched on Google returns: 45,000,000 hits.

Over 40 years later, it's finally official -- The Beatles: more popular than Jesus.

Other things more popular than Jesus:

"jews" searched on Google returns: 50,900,000 hits.
    (oh, the lulz.)
"united states" searched on Google returns: 87,600,000 hits.
    (hmm, really.)
"sex" searched on Google returns: 88,400,000 hits.
    (enh, well, after all, who doesn't like sex?)
"cake" searched on Google returns: 90,100,000 hits.
    (enh, well, after all, who doesn't like cake?)
"shit" searched on Google returns: 102,000,000 hits.
    (enh, well, after all, who doesn't like.. wait; what?)
"drugs" searched on Google returns: 138,000,000 hits.
    (drugs; what you turn to when Jesus isn't listening. which is more often than not, apparently.)
"hollywood" searched on Google returns: 155,000,000 hits.
    (This is where I would make a joke about The Passion of the Christ if I had one.)
"anime" searched on Google returns: 187,000,000 hits.
    (...wtf? really?)
"manga" searched on Google returns: 268,000,000 hits.
    (......okay, this is getting a little weird.)
"japan" searched on Google returns: 651,000,000 hits.
    (fuck Pearl Harbor; we're in some SERIOUS SHI--)

...

"god" searched on Google returns: 461,000,000 hits.

Japan: more popular than *G O D*.

Starting learning kanji, motherfuckers.

TGIF. Peace out.