David's Poetry ( those of you who havent heard it)
i really have dont have anything intelligent to say at the moment.
i have realized that i do alot of speaking without thinking.
so i am going to cut down on that.
i wrote some interesting poetry recently and want to share it with you (yes, specifically you.)
THE POEMS:
The Devils Dog
The devil has a dog named Vernon that terrorizes the residents of hell
He wont let you pass without a bite of your leg and his bark is a demonic bell
his coat is made of splinter
his saliva is pure gasoline
his stare is colder than winter
that dog is some kind of mean
He has three inch claws and loves to jump
if hes in a good mood you might get a hump
If you think this sounds worse that getting hit with a bat
than be glad theres no mention of the devil's rambuctious cat
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A precautionary limerick
Have you ever tried to fly?
if you did than im sure you would die
for the ground is so far
that like ants are the cars
and the building your on is so high
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A limerick for Taco Bell
I went to a local taco bell
to avoid the lunch time traffic hell
i bought a gordita
but just couldn't eat ha
because of the rank kind of smell
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A limerick about murder
My friend had been in the shower
he'd been there for over an hour
so we thougt out a plan
against our friend Dan
and turned uo the water power
When we did it we heard a small cry
went in, saw our little friend had died
For the strength of the water
made his brain go KERPLOTER
and his spirit go straigh to the sky
The cops came and took us away
we all went to jail for a stay
Met some men there one day
who, with us, had their way
and now, on my belly, i must lay.
Thank you.
i have realized that i do alot of speaking without thinking.
so i am going to cut down on that.
i wrote some interesting poetry recently and want to share it with you (yes, specifically you.)
THE POEMS:
The Devils Dog
The devil has a dog named Vernon that terrorizes the residents of hell
He wont let you pass without a bite of your leg and his bark is a demonic bell
his coat is made of splinter
his saliva is pure gasoline
his stare is colder than winter
that dog is some kind of mean
He has three inch claws and loves to jump
if hes in a good mood you might get a hump
If you think this sounds worse that getting hit with a bat
than be glad theres no mention of the devil's rambuctious cat
--------------------------------------------
A precautionary limerick
Have you ever tried to fly?
if you did than im sure you would die
for the ground is so far
that like ants are the cars
and the building your on is so high
---------------------------------------------
A limerick for Taco Bell
I went to a local taco bell
to avoid the lunch time traffic hell
i bought a gordita
but just couldn't eat ha
because of the rank kind of smell
-------------------------------------------
A limerick about murder
My friend had been in the shower
he'd been there for over an hour
so we thougt out a plan
against our friend Dan
and turned uo the water power
When we did it we heard a small cry
went in, saw our little friend had died
For the strength of the water
made his brain go KERPLOTER
and his spirit go straigh to the sky
The cops came and took us away
we all went to jail for a stay
Met some men there one day
who, with us, had their way
and now, on my belly, i must lay.
Thank you.