"What To Do When You're Sick With Allergies or a Cold or Strep Throat or Whatever" by Linwe

May 19, 2007 21:54

Lie around in bed (or on the couch) all day watching the Ninja Warrior marathon on G4 until you know all about the All-Stars, the obstacles, and the winner(s).
Decide that your favorite is the gas station guy.
Know that you're too lazy to look up his name.
Eat french toast and bacon that your mom makes.
Cough a lot.
Eat pizza that you and your brother convince your mom to order.
Only take a shower when your brother's best friend comes over and you're downstairs eating in boxers and no bra.
Go online to read about Ninja Warrior (aka: SASUKE).
Alternate tugging your comforter on and off you while your fever fluctuates.
Finish watching Lucky Star episode six.
Sniffle a lot.
Wonder why the Women of Ninja Warrior seems so much easier than the normal one and yet the women still mostly suck at it.
Remember fondly when you used to know everything about gymnastics that one year for the summer Olympics in Sydney because Morgan and Paul Hamm are on Ninja Warrior because they are just that cool (and probably rich and have nothing better to do).
Sit lazily on myspace.
Sit lazily on livejournal.
Make lists titled "What To Do When You're Sick With Allergies or a Cold or Strep Throat or Whatever."

Have a good weekend everybody!

Tomorrow we're dancing at the Christian Tabernacle (I have no idea what it is...some sort of church) so wish us luck!

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