My Dumbass Son.
My dumbass son and that drunkass doctor apparently decided to take my son's ship for a spin in a rather intoxicated state.
You see that 15 foot hole in my boat, Helmut?!?! DO YOU SEE THAT!?! That's what you and your drinking buddy did last night.
Sober up and then get your ass over here and help fix it, SON.
You too, Doctor Dog-Love!!
Fucking incompetent people who try to sail drunk need to fucking die a slow painful death!! My beautiful ship...
You see that 15 foot hole in my boat, Helmut?!?! DO YOU SEE THAT!?! That's what you and your drinking buddy did last night.
Sober up and then get your ass over here and help fix it, SON.
You too, Doctor Dog-Love!!
Fucking incompetent people who try to sail drunk need to fucking die a slow painful death!! My beautiful ship...