Not Hallucinating

[helmsman_hikaru]

I'm still hearing something in the walls. It comes and goes, though. I've asked some of my neighbors if they're hearing anything, too, and they report similar sounds. I think it's time for a hunt. Chekov's with me. Whatever-It-Is is no match for two of the brightest young minds in Starfleet! Right

Comments

[95wictorwictor2]

Does this mean you will be teaching us how to fence?

[helmsman_hikaru]

Yep! That is, depending on how quickly you ensigns pick up hand-to-hand combat.

[95wictorwictor2]

Hah! Hand-to-hand combat is child's play! I am ready for swords and knives!

[helmsman_hikaru]

Well, I still think we should work up to that-the thought of you wielding knives kind of frightens me.

[95wictorwictor2]

I am not sure if I should be offended or complimented by that.

[helmsman_hikaru]

Well, not offended, at least! I just get this image in my head of you running around the ship with sharp objects...

[95wictorwictor2]

That would be reckless and stupid. Though amusing.

[helmsman_hikaru]

True-but you're not reckless & stupid. You just do everything at high-speed. Which is amusing, too.

[95wictorwictor2]

My goal is to become faster than the speed of light!

[helmsman_hikaru]

So that's how you plan on keeping off all that snacking weight-by losing mass as you approach warp 1!