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[helm_hammerhand]

Look what I have. I only had to twist some woman who may or may not have been Vanthene's wrist 360 degrees. :D A win-win situation.

Stupid carrier's not the right size for my shoulders, though.

Tuberat, catch!

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[manofrohan]

huh? wha--

Gah! ::finishes tying the note around the borrowed cloak from Helm and grabs the carrier::

You are the world's meanest old man, you know that?

[helm_hammerhand]

Yeah. Just take care of it. I forgot what they were like before they reached the self-cleaning stage.

[manofrohan]

::shrugs and pulls Gram out of the carrier to hold him::

hiiii. your mommy, your weird uncle/cousin thing, your granddaddy and your daddy hate me :D your mommy's just nicer about it. Please note unmarked face. By tomorrow it will be an interesting black and blue colour courtesy of your many homicidal relatives which you will grow up just like :D

::cuddles::

[helm_hammerhand]

...shut up, tuberat.

[ladyfiriel]

*Leaving Hanild to sleep, she sees Helm and Theo outside. She goes down to greet them*

You found him!

[manofrohan]

And he threw him.

Hey, Firi.

[ladyfiriel]

Hi Theo. *smiles, looks down at Gram* Oh, thank Eru he's okay.

Hello Helm, sir.

[helm_hammerhand]

*nods*

My daughter slit her own damn throat yet?

[manofrohan]

o.o

[helm_hammerhand]

Or some other amusing way to end her 'pointless existence' and other random phrases.

[ladyfiriel]

.... No, sir, she didn't. I think Frey talked her out of that just after you'd left.

[helm_hammerhand]

Great, go give her the baby, Tuberat.

[manofrohan]

...right. ::scurries off::

[ladyfiriel]

*calls after him* Theo, be careful!

Um, Helm, sir, I don't know if sending Theo was the best idea right now...

[helm_hammerhand]

Why?

[ladyfiriel]

Well, because Hani's a bit upset with him right now. I just left her after talking about it... Seeing him now might not be a good idea.