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[helm_hammerhand]

Friends! Countrymen! Indentured slaves!

Contrary to popular belief, I AM the king around here. Yes, I may be more concerned with cutting up potential in-laws and serving them up as dinner instead of actual ruling but I assure this is just a momentary lapse and NOT because I've caught on that you all seem to do the job on your own once Erkenbrand

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[helmsdaughter]

It means I want you to stop trying to kill him AND I want you to try to get along with him. Is that so much to ask?

[helm_hammerhand]

The words...they sound like the common tongue yet...

[helmsdaughter]

Should I repeat it in Rohirric?

[helm_hammerhand]

Am I being patronized?

[helmsdaughter]

It's only fair, seeing as how *I* am.

[helm_hammerhand]

There is no fair! I am king, you are daughter! Bow! BOW NOW BEFORE MY AWESOME MIGHT! WOH-PAH!

[helmsdaughter]

So the only way to be treated fairly and respectfully is to not be your daughter? Hmmm..

[helm_hammerhand]

No! Everyone is below me! EVERYONE! Except Hild cause she'd mock me until I gave in.

You get special rights as my daughter. Like protection from tuberats. Really. I'm doing it all for YOU.

[helmsdaughter]

Why does this have to be so difficult? It's bad enough I've already had to go through this with Frey and...others. It's really getting annoying.

[helm_hammerhand]

Because we're all bored, honey.

[helmsdaughter]

Then find something else to do, because, really, preventing my happiness shouldn't be our national pasttime.

[helm_hammerhand]

We're not preventing yours, just his.

[helmsdaughter]

Same thing in this case.

[helm_hammerhand]

You'll be happier in the long run.

¬.¬ my, er, crystal ball says so.

[helmsdaughter]

I want to be happy RIGHT NOW. And he makes me happy.

[helm_hammerhand]

What? Does he give you drugs or something? My baby is on the drugs ;_;