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[helm_hammerhand]

*hums cheerfully and collects recipes from the kitchen staff on the proper cooking of a ferret*

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[8th_ringwraith]

Mn. You seem to be in a good mood?

[helm_hammerhand]

My daughter is happy with me *and* I might get a snack out of the whole deal.

How does ferret jerky sound?

[8th_ringwraith]

Ferret jerky? ...Interesting. Is this some sort of special Rohirrim dish? Had always throught that ferrets along with rats and squirrels were well nigh inedible.

[helm_hammerhand]

They're inedible?

My daughter's being courted by one. I've decided to take matters into my own hands.

[8th_ringwraith]

Being courted...by a ferret. Yes I can see how it would be disturbing to find that your offspring would want to marry outside her species.

...come to think about it ferret might be good on pasta...under lots of marinara sauce of course.

[helm_hammerhand]

She says he's Rohirric sometimes. I say I don't want tuberats for grandkids.

Mm. That sounds good.

[8th_ringwraith]

Mn. That's reasonable. There's enough bad press about the horses as is. Having a ferret married to the princess would destroy all crediblity Rohan has as a world power.

[helm_hammerhand]

If he turns human before I can get the oven working, help me hide the body would you?

[8th_ringwraith]

*shrugs* Sure. I could get it started for you if you like while you decapitate it...

[helm_hammerhand]

Excellent