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Jun 14, 2003 01:25

Ow.

Remembering why I don't like Gondor.

Not sure if people flinging weasels at my head is part of it or not, but I'm willing to pretend.

Smacked it against the wall a few times until it stopped moving and biting.

Where's my daughter?

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helmsdaughter June 13 2003, 23:31:59 UTC

Daddy? What are you doing here?

helm_hammerhand June 13 2003, 23:36:03 UTC

Acquiring dinner. *waves limp ferret* As always I am the great provider.

Also I came to check on you, since you don't seem to be coming to Rohan anytime soon for me to keep you safe there.

helmsdaughter June 13 2003, 23:37:46 UTC

I planned on coming home, but I couldn't. I sent a message.

...uh, Daddy? Can I have the ferret, please?

helm_hammerhand June 13 2003, 23:39:34 UTC

I know. That's why I came. Your aunt finally bothered to tell me about it. *rolls eyes*

Why do you want it? You can't cook. Get me my knife, dear.

helmsdaughter June 13 2003, 23:41:24 UTC

My aunt?

You can't kill it...him. You see, he's a perosn most of the time, not dinner.

helm_hammerhand June 13 2003, 23:43:27 UTC

...*shakes it* You sure?

Your aunt. My sister. The Evil That Does Not Sleep.

helmsdaughter June 13 2003, 23:45:37 UTC

Auntie Hild? She's here?

*winces* I'm positive. Please, give him to me?

helm_hammerhand June 13 2003, 23:47:16 UTC

*gently hands the ferret over*

And she is. I'm surprised she didn't pop out of the woodwork when I mentioned her. Speak of the etc and all that.

helmsdaughter June 13 2003, 23:49:12 UTC

*sigh of relief, cradles Theo carefully*

Frey's going to be thrilled.

helm_hammerhand June 13 2003, 23:50:51 UTC

Define thrilled.

...*blinks, two and two coming together* Give me the ferret ¬.¬

helmsdaughter June 13 2003, 23:52:32 UTC

That was my attempt at sarcasm.

*eyes her father, grip on Theo tightening a bit* Why?

helm_hammerhand June 13 2003, 23:58:26 UTC

noooooo reason. I just suddenly feel I should um, get to know my softer fluffier, kinder to animals sid--I'm going to skin it. Frey talked.

helmsdaughter June 13 2003, 23:59:34 UTC

There will be no skinning of ferrets. Frey talked about what?

helm_hammerhand June 14 2003, 00:02:26 UTC

I can drown him then. gimme.

helmsdaughter June 14 2003, 00:08:53 UTC

NO. He's mi--going to be human in a few days and I don't think he's appreciate being dead. I'm just going to have to keep him safe - again. He's not going to like that either.

manofrohan June 14 2003, 00:10:07 UTC

bet your sweet taters I won't.

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