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[helm_hammerhand]

....

*retires to his room*

She's pregnant.

...I didn't crush enough of him with my damn hammer.

*begins yelling, not bothering with his pillow for once*

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[theodwyn]

@_@

Poor 'Nildy.

[helmsdaughter]

*repress*repress*

[theodwyn]

Nononono this is like genuine fucking sympathy. You've never had a baby before, have you? Yeah. Maiden, right. You're gonna start craving weird food. Remember if you eat too much meat morning sickness will be worse, so traditional Rohirrim diet is out of the question.

Also, it's hard work so it's definetly a good idea to either stay with your daddums or with your buds in Eogond. Now that you ain't Ancalagon's maiden, you're free to like, date and stuff. If you hook up with someone reeeeeally fast, you might even be able to convince him the kid's his!! Sons of Fëanor are sexy and not nearly as mean as they were in the first age. *pat pat pat* We'll take good care of you, chicky, yes we will.

O.O

[helmsdaughter]

Um, thank you. I really haven't decided where I'm going to stay yet, probably with Daddy, but if you take over, we won't have a home.

As for "hooking up with someone" I really don't have any intentions of doing that any time soon. I kind of have enough bad associations with relationships right now.

[theodwyn]

I wasn't going to kick y'all out on the street. I'm sure when Eommie's king he'll make sure nobody's poor and homeless, especially not famous ancestors! Maybe after I've vanquished Ancalagon, your dad can have the Deep back and we can get it fixed up. Rohan needs more big city-places than just Edoras anyway.

[helmsdaughter]

You're not planning on killing Ancalagon, are you? He was awfully nice to me...

[theodwyn]

But he also promised to protect you but then did nothing to protect you from you-know-who. Or that's what your dad tells me.

Pizza? *offers*

[helmsdaughter]

Um, I kind of made Ancalagon promise he wouldn't do anything to you-know-who way before all this happened. He respected that.

Thank you.

[theodwyn]

Even in the case of r-a-p-e?

You are a very gentle-type forgiving person Nildy, and for some reason I find that awfully cute despite it's complete un-Rohanishness. But if you won't get your own brutal gory revenge, you must let other people do it for you. :) :)

[helmsdaughter]

I wasn't really expecting anything like that to happen...

And why does revenge have to be brutal and gory, or gotten at all? It just leads to more trouble in the long run.

[theodwyn]

Unless the revenge is gotten upon evil dragons who will only continue to do evil if nobody stops them, you know, being personally-created-by-Morgoth and all? Did you see what Ancalagon did to Númenor?

[helmsdaughter]

No, that was before my time.

[theodwyn]

Right. Well. About four or five months ago he decided to inhabit the place. With an army of Goblins. There was death and carnage and all that looooovely stuff. Now that his maiden isn't a maiden, what's to stop him from doing the same to Rohan?

[helmsdaughter]

I got him a replacement.

[theodwyn]

Greeeat. So our country is still under his thumb. Who's the lucky bitch?

[helmsdaughter]

Vanthene, the woman who kidnapped me.