Things what have amused me on Twitter today.

Aug 06, 2009 17:01

from @waitwait (The official NPR's Wait Wait Don't Tell Me twitter acct):
Guest this week: Judd Apatow. In honor of him, we're doing the show stoned. Or, I should say: MORE stoned. /PDS.
(The /PDS means it was Peter Sagal. A bunch of the WWDTM guys use that account)

from Leverage's @BethJRiesgraf:
Dear Stranger, Please don't perch uncomfortably close, offer me drugs, or come back to ask for directions. ever again.

from @scottmccloud:
Even his BEES are winning awards now. #ohwhoelse
This one is referencing the fact that Neil Gaiman has not only won Hugo, Nebula, Locus, Bram Stoker, World Fantasy, and Eisner Awards as well as this year's Newbery Medal, but now the honey produced from his bee hives that he keeps with @birdchick just took TWO blue ribbons at the county fair!

from writer/crazy person @warrenellis:
i have taken some pills and now my balls are glowing WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME I MAKE MY BALLS GLOW FOR YOU
No, I don't know what it means either.

funny, twitter

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