Family Ties Index

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Prologue
- In which England and Scotland argue, and everything starts to go down the drain.

Part 1
- In which Wales gets woken up in the middle of the night, Northern Ireland rejoins his sister, and England proves the phrase "misery loves company".

Part 2
- In which Scotland and France have a reunion, England starts a fight with his brother over a chair, and the World Conference are very much bemused by it all.

Part 3
- In which France offers to kick start relations with his dear Scottish lover, and Canada reduces America to tears in a public place.

Part 4
- In which Ireland makes a grand entrance, Wales is woken up in the middle of the night twice (by Australia and India, respectively), and there's a whole lot of tension in the British Isles.

Part 5
- In which Poland exasperates Lithuania, England is mistaken for gay, and both he and Wales get into a punch up in a pub over rugby. So nothing new, then.

Part 6
- In which France finds out he's being invaded by a drunkard in a pirate outfit, and Wales tries to figure out how to explain all this without causing an international incident.

Part 7
- In which France and Scotland declare psychological warfare on England and Wales, flashbacks abound, and England comes up with a counter attack.

Part 8
- In which the rum is always gone, England has a good laugh, and Wales terrifies America.

Part 9
- In which Russia is offended by the disappearance of vodka, England gets a black eye, and Wales goes out on a bender.

Part 10
- In which England gets the wrong end of the stick, Scotland realises that Russia should never be brought in to outside situations, and Wales paces a lot.

Part 11
- In which stuff blows up, England flashes back to the blitz, and Wales hulks out.

Part 12
- In which Wales reminds everyone why you don't tickle a sleeping dragon, Scotland gets a dislocated jaw, and America declares war on Russia and his allies.

Part 13
- In which the world reacts, a lot of people long to bang their heads on desks, and sides are decided.

Part 14
- In which England is saved from cabin fever by Wales, the Brit Sibs minus Scotland convene at Ireland's house and discuss the shape this war is taking, and Northern Ireland has an awful head ache.

Part 15
- In which Ireland gets angry, Scotland despairs, and the North America twins argue.

Part 16
- In which the sibs defend Ireland's house, England sings, and America has cool planes.

Part 17
- In which a lot of people argue, invasions are planned, and Mexico does a lot of yelling down the phone in Spanish.

Part 18
- In which Wales contemplates murdering his phone, Israel gets quite irritated, and there is a mole in the midst of our dear WDF. Meanwhile, Scotland fries in the sun and the Middle East strut their stuff.

Part 19
- In which Russia is a creepy fucker without even being in the room, and the World Defense Force gets their name.

Part 20
- In which England, Wales, America, Mexico and Canada have fun shooting NWO soldiers in the desert, Ireland gets a pen in her hand, and poor North is very confused.

Part 21
- In which France and Scotland get into deep shit, Russia attempts to invade Finland, and Finland prepares to make mincemeat out of him.

Part 22
- In which Germany is annoyed, Finland shoots some Russians, and the WDF get domestic.

Part 23
- In which Scotland and France realise they picked the wrong team, America makes England say something stereotypical, and the coffee machine is still broken.

Part 24
- In which Latvia is possessed, Estonia is blackmailed, and Russia plays with knives.

Part 25
- In which Australia shows off his knife, New Zealand is scared of her brother's wildlife (as any sane person would be) and Japan seeks sanctuary with his "mate".

Part 26
- In which India finds a disturbing message on her door step, Afghanistan is terrified, and China is tired.

Part 27
- In which Germany tries to calm down a nervous Lithuania, England has fun at sea, and Australia and New Zealand prepare for battle.

Part 28
- In which there is a lot of airtime battle, North Korea is creepy, and New Zealand is shot down.

Part 29
- In which South Korea and Japan get in a fight with North Korea, Russia invades Alaska, and Canada eats a sandwich.

Part 30
- In which America and Canada find out what happened to Scotland and France.

Part 31
- In which the Brit Sibs gleefully chat about exploding things, the invention of the force field is implemented, and the N.America sibs kill the mood.

Part 32
- In which Spain gets schizo, Romano tries to help, and Portugal embarrasses his husband.

Part 33
- In which France flashes back, China gets creative, and Scotland gets the short end of the stick.

Part 34
- In which Denmark and Norway are epic, Canada's tale of epic hockey rage is recounted, and Portugal finds his rival for England's affections to be horrifically inexperienced.

Part 35
- In which NWO invade England and Ireland, France feels guilty, and the WDF panic.

Part 36
- In which Scotland crosses the moral event horison, Lithuania really should be careful not to think aloud, and walls explode.

Part 37
- In which Poland is totally fabulous and totally in trouble, Wales should really know better than to say "he'll never see this coming", and we find Northern Ireland in a bit of a predicament.

Part 38
- In which Birmingham is more violent than usual, shit blows up, and the world discovers it's not smart to back America into a corner using international treaties.

Part 39
- In which the first nuke is dropped, Omsk is obliterated, and Russia laughs.

Part 40
- In which Ukraine and Belarus join NWO, India warms up the nukes, and South Korea and Japan defeat North Korea.

Part 41
- In which America tries to sort out where the heck Russia's going with this, Canada has a painfully obvious crush on Ukraine, and both brothers find themselves abruptly in a lot of pain.

Part 42
- In which England and Wales attempt to determine what's going on in the world outside their little hidey hole, Australia does a lot of pacing, and the Koreas have family time together.

Part 43
- In which Diaspora reveals the damage dealt, Spain mood swings another 180 and France is forced into yet another situation he doesn't want.

Part 44
- In which Australia finds his sister and is displeased.

Part 45
- In which Ireland breaks in to a base in Belfast and finds someone unexpected, Australia tries to beg money for nukes of America, and Gilbert starts picking apart the NWO's weaponry.

Part 46
- In which Austria and Hungary have yet another dinner date ruined, Prussia and Germany are bros, and I make all my readers hate me.

Part 47
- In which the world reacts, and America makes a decision.

Part 48
- In which the Koreans have more family bonding time, Austria and Hungary are determined to have their damned dinner date, and Russia out-cryptics China.

Part 49
- In which Portugal is the Lion of the Seas once more, France has had it up to here with this bullshit, and Russia is not just a crazy motherfucker, but a crazy motherfucker with motives.

Part 50
- In which India starts launching nukes at her Middle Eastern neighbours, Australia pops over to China's house, and Hong Kong proves to have inherited his deviousness from both his parents.

Part 51
- In which Turkey and Portugal work out some UST have a naval clash, Germany and Belarus have an unexpected chat, and America reaches for the black marker again.

Part 52
- In which Prussia and France meet in a pub, the Braginsky family do not take kindly to their sister being killed, and Hong Kong is a manipulative chip off the old block.

Part 53
- In which the WDF have a meeting, everyone's high strung, and a challenger appears.

Part 54
- In which Quebec makes his point, Australia plans to nuke China, and Israel gets a lecture.

Part 55
- In which the meeting ends, Japan get a lot of hugs, and England prepares to invade Scotland.

Part 56
- In which Spain is schizo, Prussia plays messenger, and France gets caught.

Part 57
- In which England and Wales are followed by a flock of sheep, Scotland snaps out of it, and France is pretty sure Russia hit him over the head too many times.

Part 58
- In which China is very, very tired indeed, Hong Kong knows how to get what he wants, and Prussia is king of foreshadowing.

Part 59
- In which France and Scotland aren't as safe as they think, Russia and Ukraine are flying high, at least until Quebec shoots them down.

Part 60
- In which Portugal eats a kebab is that what they're calling it these days, Quebec pulls off menacing quite nicely, and Scotland catches up to current events.

Part 61
- In which Nothern Ireland is very bored, Estonia does his best, and China finally takes a nap.

Part 62
- In which Mexico visits her father dearest, Russia gets smacked around by Quebec, and America has a lovely smile.

Part 63
- In which Afghanistan gets her day in the limelight.

Part 64
- In which we find Portugal at the door, along with a bickering Turkey and Greece, and Ireland plans an invasion with Hungary.

Part 65
- In which England and Wales traipse around Glasgow, are saved by a sheep, and are interrogated by Seelie.

Part 66
- In which Japan feels the guilt, Australia gets angry, and France swears.

Part 67
- In which Czech and Slovakia are adamant that they'll join the fight, with or without government backing, and Ireland is worried for no reason.

Part 68
- In which Quebec has survival instincts, Ukraine cries, and England and Wales land on the continent, ready for battle.

Part 69
- In which the Middle East Adventure Squad have a run in with a nasty cat, and England bribes his sister with alcohol.

Part 70
- In which Macau angsts, Hong Kong settles into his job as New China, and there's family bonding all round.

Part 71
- In which England is the one who gets the phone call, Latvia's crushing on Ireland in the weirdest relationship ever, and Quebec gets advice from Mexico.

Part 72
- In which the UK sibs get trigger happy, and the East Asia conference begins.

Part 73
- In which New China plays with power, the UK sibs get tired of guns (?!), and Lithuania is exasperated.

Part 74
- In which Australia angsts, Portugal longs for the sea, and Afghanistan puts the pedal to the metal.

Part 75
- In which North and Estonia argue about chess, Ireland and Latvia have a very confused conversation, and the Middle East crew set about finding a car.

Part 76
- In which the Irelands are reunited, Latvia has to accept some tough facts about war, and some big damn heroes burst into the scene.

Part 77
- In which the Nordics are awesome, Ireland geeks out over Denmark's truck, and the Middle East gang get stuck in a blizzard.

Part 78
- In which India and Saudi Arabia have a high-tension chat, Portugal finally gets a chance to charge his phone, and there's a lot of gunfire where there shouldn't be.

Part 79
- In which Scotland gets his foot stuck in a wall, some much needed communication happens, and Quebec swears.

Part 80
- In which Brazil gets while the going's good, Mexico makes up her mind to follow him, and Quebec's forehead becomes well acquainted with his desk.

Part 81
- In which France and Scotland escape again, England and Co catch up to the army, and Prussia is a total tease.

Part 82
- In which there's a big soppy family reunion, Denmark gets punched in the face, and Germany has an angsty moment.

Part 83
- In which the reunion is spoiled, Russia has the last laugh, and things go boom.

Part 84
- In which Wales is deeply confused, Prussia takes awesome to a higher level, and my readers start to look at me funny.

Part 85
- In which India has a head ache, the Brit sibs have an everything-ache, and Wales is confounded by doors.

Part 86
- In which there's some screaming, Wales is once again confused, and Quebec is a big damn hero.

Part 87
- In which America yells at France, Wales becomes less confused and things progress forward.

Part 88
- In which shit hits the fan.

Part 89
- In which there are more Big Damn Heroes, America drops his gun, and England is a pleasure to wake up to in the morning.

Part 90
- In which Afghanistan finally finds Pakistan, Portugal tries to sort out the WDF, and Spain has explosives.

Part 91
- In which Germany is melancholy, Quebec is a big damn hero, and the Iberia brothers blow shit up.

Part 92
- In which Wales sees something he wasn't meant to, Prussia has feathers in his hair, and the Brit sibs get mother'd.

Part 93
- In which America is in heavy denial, Mexico gets a break, and England really really hates hospitals.

Part 94
- In which Estonia wakes up, the Brit sibs argue some more, and France is exasperated.

Part 95
- In which Wales gets a happy surprise, England's house is invaded, and Dora does a really terrible French accent.

Part 96
- In which Dora hears the truth, America makes an entrance, and Prussia explains ven diagrams.

Part 97
- In which America has a mental break down, England tries to fix it, and Wales punches someone in the face again.

Part 98
- In which The Brit sibs banter, America freaks out, and Diaspora demands that everyone calm down.

Part 99
- In which the author wraps things up after much too long a wait.