I feel so depressed at the fact that a) I had time to actually do this and b) I actually went and did it.
I feel so pathetic. Shoot me now. ;______;
1.What time is it? 10:25 AM.
Personal
2.Do you want to answer these? I saw Mal doing them and I can't help myself now. ;;
3.Name? Angus.
4.Name spelled backwards? Sugna
5.What is your quest? I feel like some sort of World of Warcraft commercial all of a sudden.
6.Nickname? Ang. Babe, sweetheart, and beautiful are always nice too. ;D
7.Age? Nineteeeeeen.
8.Hometown? Sydney, Australia.
9.What were you born in? Glasgow, Scotland.
10.Where do you live now? Room 202, South Wing, RainyDays Mental Facility.
11.What state? New York. I think. >______> Fucking long plane ride.
12.Ever going to move? Hopefully, once I'm out of here, back to Scotland.
13.Would you rather live somewhere else? Than here? Of course. But it'll do for now.
14.Birthdate? March 31, 19...NO ONE NEED KNOW THE EXACT DATE. D8< Makes me feel old.
15.When do you blow out your candles? That. Is the oddest question I've ever gotten on a survey.
16.Day you were born? A Thursday.
17.Zodiac sign? Aries.
18.Do you know what that is? A ram or something, isn't it?
19.Sex? Male
20.Height? 5'2” and I hate it. ;;
21.Weight? Like...not enough. >__________>
22.Eye color? Green-ish-hazel.
23.Hair color? Dirty blonde, I'd say.
24.Any siblings? Ogod, don't remind me they all exist. Please.
25.Names and ages? There's nine of them. D: And I'm the youngest. You want me to recall the traumas I had to suffer for this supposedly simple question?
26.Do you get along with them? I've had fall outs, but pretty much.
27.Any pets? A beagle pup.
28.Names? Ralph.
29.Parents? I wouldn't be here if they weren't. Although, sometimes, I think that might've been a good idea.
30.Names? William and Margaret.
31.Do you get along with them? My mum I guess. But my father and I never have...
32.Married or divorced? Married and the thought makes me sad. *sadface*
33.How long? A lot longer than needed, that's for sure.
34.Website? I'm addicted to cooking sites. I've never been able to cook much, so I'm trying to learn. Trying being the keyword.
35.Email? I've got, like, ten, just to fuck with different sites with my name and age and all that.
36.AOL s/n? You all should know that: emerald5beauty
37.Yahoo s/n? N/A
38.ICQ? I don't even know what that is. >_______>
39.MSN? N/A
40.How many people are on your buddy list? 23?
41.Phone number? I don't have a phone, but I'm sure I have an extension that the receptionist can give you.
42.Personality? I'm usually a happy person, sociable, aaaand I tend to day dream a lot
School
43. Do you want to answer these? I hated school.
44.What school do you go to? Sydney Central High.
45.What year are you? I was supposed to be '74.
46.What are you? A high school drop out. Shuttup House.
47.Hardest class? Anything to do with math in any way, shape, or form.
48.Easiest class? AP Science.
49.Most fun class? PE
50.What day did school start? Usually around the US Labor Day Holidays.
51.Do you have classes with friends? I had one with Mal.
52.Do you have friends? No, not...not really...
53.Do you go to school events? I avoided a lot of those.
54.What was the last event you went to? A school dance of my freshmen year.
55.Do you have school spirit? I hated my school; so unless you have a prize for 'Who Has the Least School Spirit', I'll put my name under that.
56.Do you go to dances? Once.
57.Stag or with someone? I went with Mal. One of the best nights when I still lived at home. =]
Relationships
58. Do you want to answer these? Of course. Relationships I can do unlike school. <3
59.Have a significant other? Yes.
60.What is their name? Malcolm. =D
61.How old are they? 21 ogad, he can legally drink.
62.How long have you been going out? Since I was about thirteen, so, four or so years before we fell out for about two and then we hooked back up a few months ago.
63.Have you been faithful? Well I have.
64.Do you have a crush? Yes.
65.Who? Paul Newman. <3
66.Do they know you like them? Haha XD He's known for years.
67.You ever going to tell them? He was able to guess, I didn't even have to say anything.
68.Do you have an online crush? Totally. Who doesn't these days? >_______>
69.Who? All 23 friends, naturally.
In the Past 24 Hours Have You?
70. Do you wonder why I'm asking these questions? I'm wondering why there was a need to ask 500 questions and what kind of time you have on your hands you sad, sad person you.
71.Had a serious talk? Yes.
72. Hugged someone? Uh-huh.
73.Fought with a friend? I've thought about it.
74.Cried? I hate having IV's put in. >________>
75.Laughed? Danny's hilarious, what can I say?
76.Made someone laugh? Aaaand, Danny's easy to make laugh, so that's an extra hype for me.
77.Bought something? I had to buy extra crayons off the head nurse so Danny could color some more.
78.Cut your hair? Oh god no. @___@
79.Felt stupid? Danny started to cry in the middle of the night for his mother. I had no idea what to do, so yeah. =[
80.Talked to someone you love? All the time.<3
81.Missed someone? I felt a need to see my mother after our father called. I miss her, strangely enough.
Have-you-ever ?
82. You want me to tell you? If I say yes, will this ridiculous survey become less ridiculous?
83.Smoked? Like a smoke stack.
84.Stolen something? I stole a kiss. <3
85.Done drugs? I've had pot a few times.
86.Drank? Never. I'm completely dry.
87.Gotten drunk? Nope.
88.Eaten an entire box of Oreos? I should try that sometime. >_______>
89.Been dumped? Yes...
90.Had someone be unfaithful to you? Yes.
91.Hiked up a mountain? With Bon. The bluffs in Australia are amazing.
92. Stayed home on Saturday night, just because? A lot of the time.
93.Been in love? Uh, duh. <3
94.Seen the White House? Nope. Damn my un-American self.
95.Seen the Eiffel Tower? Mhm. Got to make three year anniversaries special. <3
96.Try smoking? Well, yeah, I told you I do.
97.Played monopoly? We don't talk about that game. -____-
98.Seen Titanic? Yes and only because Mal wanted to and I thought it was going to be horrible...and it was, but it sure was funny seeing Mal cry.
99.Kissed someone? Yeah.
100.Tried a weight loss program? Like I need it, Christ. I'd die if I lost any more weight. 0____0
101.Jumped on a trampoline? I few times; Margaret bought one for her son and when I'd babysit, we'd jump around on it with him.
102.Colored in a coloring book (and had fun)? Yeah. When I was, like, six.
103.Had a bubble bath? They're really a dream after a long day. And great fun for something a little romantic. ;D
104.Been on a plane? I don't have enough fingers and toes to count how many times.
105.Been on a boat? Not a boat. A cruise ship.
106.Been on a train? I hate those. People are always so cramped in there and heaven forbid if they recognize you, oh Jesus, there's no where to run.
107.Been in a car accident? I told Mal I should've been the one to drive. I don't even have my license, but I knew I could drive better than the state he was in. (ooc; Ooooh wifeyyyyy, guess what idea I had? XD)
108.Ridden an elephant? Nah. Mal did when we had a showing in Thialand, and so did Brian.
109.Made a web page? I leave the fans to do that for me.
110.Played with Barbies? Oh Lord. Do you know the kind of teasing I went through with my brothers the time my sister made me play with her dolls with her? ;_____; I hate being the youngest.
111.Stay up all night? Lots of sex is good like that.
112.Shoved stuff under your bed to make your room look clean? I'd try and then my mother would find it anyway and threaten us, lovingly of course, with the rolling pin to get it done, and I quote, “Or else.”
113.Called a psychic or sex hotline? Well, when me and my brother have been away before...does he count as the sex hotline?
114.Watched Jerry Springer? Whitetrash heaven. <3
115.Gotten in trouble for talking in class? No. Buuuut, I've gotten Mal in trouble for it.
116.Been afraid of the dark? I hate the dark. D:
117.Been in the hospital (not visiting)? Psht. Never. What would make you ask that?
118.Had stitches? When my father'd get particularly violent, I'd need stitches sometimes and Mal would do it and fuck, I hate needles.
119.Dumped someone and regretted it? Vice-versa.
120.Gone out with more than one person at a time? Technically speaking when I was dating my brother and my boyfriend at the same time. >______>
121.Lied? A lot.
122.Been arrested? Twice and once was to drag me off to here.
123.Fallen asleep in class? When I'd been up late the night before.
124.Gotten in trouble in class? What child hasn't?
125.Used food for something than to eat? I love chocolate syrup. <3
126.Met a celebrity? No, but a lot of celebrities have me me. *totallyconceited*
127.Broken the law? Shhh, don't tell.
128.Ever loved someone so much it made you cry? Especially whenever he'd leave me.
129.Hated yourself? Multiple times.
130.Been brokenhearted? So many times...
131.Broken someone's heart? Yes.
132.Are you a virgin? LMAO That's such a stupid question, I refuse to bother myself to answer it.
133.Done something really stupid? I tried to get my brother's attention once after he'd left me this one tme by dressing up as a girl because I thought I wasn't...pretty enough...
134.Been arrested? Yes.
135.Hurt a friend? Yes.
136.Broken a bone? My father's an asshole. What's not broken, he'll try and break.
137.Ever had a crush on a teacher? I hated math. My math teacher though... >________>
Favorites
138. Why do you want to know? The answer to life, the universe, and everything.
139.Guy name? As much as I've always loved the name Malcolm, I absolutely adore Lucas.
140.Girl name? Isobel.
141.Nationality? IT FEELS GOOD TO BE SCOTTISH. YES. >8D
142.Color? Red and blue.
143.Holiday? Christmas. The presents are the most interesting things during that time of year.
144.Day of the week? Saturday.
145.Restaurant? The Outback. Please ignore the obvious pun.
146.Fastfood restaurant? MickeyD's: I <3 you, mind, body, and soul.
147.Food? I'm a whore for Chinese.
148.Animal? Well, if I put Mal on a leash.... >_____>
149.Pet? A beagle pup.
150.Store? I'm not much of a shopper and if I do, I shop online a lot.
151.Mall? Sydney Station Mall.
152.Clothes brand? I get a lot of hand-me-downs, so whatever my brothers before me wore.
153.Soda? I hate soda.
154.Alcohol? None. I'm boring, I know.
155.Instrument? Guitar. <3
156.Season? Spring.
157.Number? Six.
158.Radio station? I'm addicted to New York, New York 106.7. @_____@
159.Song? As of late? Tear Drop- Massive Attack. [[ooc;I dislike you greatly Kathryn, and yet love you so much at the same time. <3]]
160.Sport? Soccer. >_____>
161.Vacation spot? Scotland or South Perth beaches.
162.State? New South Wales (there's a lot of south-ness in Australia.)
163.Country? Scotland.
164.Flower? Any kind that Mal decides to get me. <3
165.Perfume? Oh Jesus, Axe Touch.
166.Thing to do? Write songs, stories, doodle shit, tease Mal. That last one's become a hobby.
167.Actor? Paul Newman. >______>
168.Actress? Just put an 'A' on the end of Paul Newman's first name, and there she is.
169.Saying? “If there is anything more important than my ego around here, I want it caught and shot now.”
170.Car? 2005, Red Mustang GT
171.Month? March. BIRTHDAY. 8D
172.Cartoon? I used to love Batman when I was a kid.
173.T.V.Show? I've been all over the show Fringe as of late and I don't even like creepy stuff like that.
174.Website? Any kind really; porn, art, video, yadda yadda yadda.
175.Book? If I could marry Stephen King I would, sorry Mal.
176.Quality about yourself? My legs. That's all that needs to be said.
177.Your best friend? His body.
178.Your best guy friend? His entire damn body.
179.Your best girl other guy friend? His entire god damn body.
180.Fruit? Strawberries. <3
181.Vegetable? Ew. Healthy foods.
182.Meat? Steak, chicken, teriyaki, sausage, hot dogs, hamburgers, Mal.
183.Quote? “The world laughs flowers.” ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson. Shuttup, I know it's girly.
184.Saying? Look above a few questions.
185.Type of movie? Comedy.
186.Candy? Almond Joys.
187.Language? Celtic and bits of Norwegian.
188.Magazine? Rolling Stone.
189.CD? Physical Graffiti- Led Zeppelin
190.Store? ...didn't I answer this already?
191.Movie? My Cousin Vinny.
192.Day of the week? It's a Fridayyyyy.
193.Singer? If I could just have Robert Plant sing to me every night... ;______;
194.Band? ...Led Zeppelin.
Misc.
195.Why are you so curious? Why'd you make such an irritatingly long and addicting survey?
196.Like to swim? Not really. Although, watching Mal watch me in a speedo is enough to get me to a beach.
197.Like to dance? Used to be my job. ;D
198.Have a pool? Brian does, so we'd usually raid his house.
199.Have a car? I don't even have my permit.
200.Going to get a car? Eventually I suppose.
201.Your motto? I live by a bunch.
202.What do you look for in a friend? Loyalty.
203.What do you look for in the opposite sex? A friend.
204.Time you get up? It usually centers between noon and three.
205.Time you go to bed? Like, three or four in the morning.
206.What color are the sheets on your bed? Navy blue with a tan comforter.
207.How many pillows? Mal loves pillows, so we have a pile of them.
208.Ever skip school? Actually, not a lot. I usually went there so I'd have an excuse to get away from home and when we moved into an apartment, that's when I really just dropped it.
209.Have you ever been convicted of a crime? Prostituting myself and apparently, being crazy lands you in trouble with the guys in blue.
210.What did you eat for dinner? Last night? Leftovers.
211.What are you wearing? This sounds like a sex hot line. XD
212.What movie makes you cry? Any gruesome or horror movie in general.
213.What book makes you cry? Oh boy. The Children's Blizzard based on a true story of a blizzard that took over the northwest with a starting warm front so no one was properly dressed, and killed over 500 people and over 250 of them were children coming home from school. ;______; When the five brothers died lying together, that's when I lost it.
214.What song makes you cry? Anything I Do- Bryan Adams
215.What/Who makes you laugh so hard you cry? My fiancee.
216.What is your favorite possession? The engagement ring on my left ring finger.
217.What physical, tangible possession do you want most? Mal. <3
218.How badly do you want it? Most of the time I'm aware.
219.Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'? I've never seen anyone or anything walk down a set of stairs, backwards and upside down, like that in my life. I hated that movie. So much. >______<
220.How long did it take you to understand why that question is here? I thought it was just another part of the survey, to tell the truth. Why do you ask such stupid, pointless questions? Why am I answering said pointless and stupid questions?
221.Does Christmas music played too far away from Christmas annoy you? If it's played before Thanksgiving, yes. That's just cruel to get me that excited that early.
222.How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older? Probably when I hit thirty; no more twenties to waste my life on. D'8
223.What was the best Halloween costume you ever had? I don't know, Mal seemed to really like the nurse's outfit. ;D
224.What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had? Worst? Psht. I looked fantastic in any costume.
225.What holiday do you think has still managed to retain its original meaning? Thanksgiving probably. They ate a lot then, we eat a lot now.
226.There are currently no federal holidays during August-what should be put there? Must-Have-Sex-For-Twenty-Four-Hours-Straight Day. Trust me, some people would be a whole better person after that.
227.How good is your short-term memory? Eh, it's alright. I forget things really quick, though, so not great.
228.How good is your short-term memory? ...See above.
229.(Not very good I see, I repeated that question, did you notice?) For a second I almost didn't notice. But shhh, don't tell anyone.
230.How good is your long-term memory? It's actually quite amazing and I wish it wasn't.
231.What is your earliest memory? My earliest? When my aunt called on my fourth birthday to tell me 'Happy Birthday'. No one else did...
232.What is your happiest memory (other than receiving this survey)? Damn, only one? Well, I'll make it two: the day I got told I was loved for the first time in my life (Malcolm <3), and probably the day when Mal and I moved into the apartment and slept in the same bed for the first time. (And this survey sucks you conceited asshole)
233.What is your strangest memory? The day I got a toaster thrown at my head. Reeeeal 'wait, wtf?.
234.What is your worst memory? I'd rather not say...
235.What song, movie, etc. do you wish you could memorize? Ocean's Eleven. >________>
236.What song, movie, etc. do you seem to memorize unintentionally? Some Like It Hot. God damn you Marilyn Monroe for having classically-cheesy movie, god damn you.
237.What size are your feet? A four I think? They're tiny.
238.If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? Rather...awkward, but flattered too, I suppose.
239.Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going "blind"? I'd prefer to know them first.
240.Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member? XD Oh Christ, that made me laugh.
241.Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? No, but I wish it was more “socially acceptable” for men to be able to ask other men out.
242.What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? One night stand anyone?
243.Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? Have you seen my brother? The day that becomes unattractive is the day Bettie Page is not longer recognized as a pinup sex icon.
244.Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking? I dunno, but I've been grabbed by girls from the stage, so I guess?
245.Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last? I think it'd take me a while, but I think I could do it if I tried hard enough. But, with Mal, that's hardly necessary, so it's all good.
246.Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69? I moved over that since about my sophomore year.
247.Were you lying about your answer to the previous question? I might've. >_______>
248.Do you actually know your Social Security Number? I don't live in the United States; I don't need one.
249.Do you actually know your IP address? No. Should I?
250.Do you know what an IP address is? ....No. >_______>
251.Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code? Back home, yes. Here? No.
252.Ever think there were too many numbers floating around in our lives? Now that you've bombarded me with all those questions, yes.
253.Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity,imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.? God, math was my worst subject. Stop iiiiiiit.
254. Think of pi, you know, 3.14152967 etc..? I know there's a pi day on March 14 and that's about it. 8'D
255.Do you have a driver's license? Nope.
256.Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because a good-looking celebrity is in it? I'm sorry Mal, but Greg Sanders (CSI: Crime Scene Investigation) is hot. ;____;
257.What celebrity's autograph do you want most? ...Paul Newman. <3
258.Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who? I bear no resemblance to any celebrities. At all. XD
259.If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in personality, looks or both)? I don't think finding someone with my personality is hard, my looks might be harder, but it's finding someone my size that'll be the trouble.
260.Does it ever annoy you when you know someone is a celebrity but you can't remember who they are? Like that one chick, from that one movie, who did that thing with that guy, you know, the guy from that other movie with that other chick...
261.If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in "Being John Malkovich", whose would you enter? I would totally go as myself to see if I'd win. >8D
262.Do you want to be John Malkovich? No. Maybe. >_______>
263.Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender? I...sort of have already...
264.What do you love most about the other gender? Haaaair. <3
265.What do you dislike most about the other gender? The fact they're a girl.
266.What do you understand least about the other gender? That time of the month when they become...evil.
267.Mac or PC? PC.
268.How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer or is it only as long as it works? Not much to tell the truth and that's probably a bad thing.
269.Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation? I like talking face to face more.
270.Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone? I think I tend to act a lot less like myself, so, uh, oops.
271.Have you ever bid on something on eBay and regretted it later? Well, there was this one time...
272.If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been? My mother always said she'd liked the name Alyssa if I'd been a girl.
273.Would you name a child of yours after you? No. But Mal so would. XD
274.If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with? George really is a nice name.
275.What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? Mine's pretty obvious and straightforward, it sounds exactly how it looks. Angus. My middle name, though, McKinnon, seems to piss people off to say.
276.If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)? Are you kidding me? I rule the domain of rock with my name. >:]
277.Like to give hugs? I like receiving them more.
278.Like to walk in the rain? I like making out in the rain better.
279.Sleep with or without clothes on? Well, I try going to bed with my clothes on, but Mal takes them off again moments later, so really, I should think about considering not wearing them.
280.Prefer black or blue pens? Black.
281.Dress up on Halloween? Damn it, I make sure I do every year.
282.Sleep on your side, tummy or back? My tummy mostly, or my side. Spooning = love.
283.Think you're attractive? Think? I know. >_________>
284.Want to marry? Who? I'm engaged at the moment to the love of my life and I'm happy.
285.Have a goldfish? Nope. Goldfish are boring too, I'd get , like, a piranha or some shit.
286.Ever have the falling dream? I hate those. And they always happen right as I'm about to fall asleep. >8U
287.Have stuffed animals? I used to have a stuffed dog named Ralph that my father took away.
288.Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? No.
289.Do you think God has a gender? I don't believe in God, not anymore.
290.Do you think science counteracts religion? Yes.
291.Do you believe in organized religion? Fuck it all.
292.Where do you think we go when we die? We all become a ficus. [ooc; ilu Dance Cook. ;; ]]
293.How easy is it to make you laugh? Once you get me going, it's hard to get me to stop. XD
295.Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't? Racial jokes can be so bad, but I can't help it.
297.What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile? Usually anything that begins with the whole 'Chuck Norris' thing.
298.What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written? Something about the Canadians being French because Britain took them over. I had never been so sure of anything in my life and then never had I ever been more embarrassed.
299.Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching, when someone's watching? Fuck, I used to strip-dance for people; I don't care who sees.
300.What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard? I hate country. So much.
301.What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better? Kashmir, until I knew it was a country, used to fuck with my head so much.
302.What song(s) are constantly in your head? Smoke on the Water- Deep Purple
303.What song(s) do you think describe your personality best? Problem Child- AC/DC ;D
304.If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use? If I could sing, and that's if, I'd probably choose You Raise Me Up- Josh Groban
305.If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used? Whatever It Takes- LifeHouse
306.What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to? I like a lot of the classics strangely enough.
307.Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original? Most of the time.
308.Who's your favorite Star Wars character? Darth Vader forever has my heart.
309.What kind of movie do you think there should be more of? Less horror, more good comedy.
310.What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of? Twilight.
311.When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness? Taste. Who cares about healthiness? Screw future heart attacks, I'm living in the now.
312.What's your favorite kind of cheese? You Americans make good cheese.
313.What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality? That as much as I can complain about Americans, I really would do anything to get their brand of cheese?
314.If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food,hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it? I love meat too much to care. ;_____;
315.Do you ever feel guilty eating meat? Oh god, if I had to, I'd hunt and kill for my own meat. I could give less of a shit.
Friends
316.What a unique category, don't you think? Just as unique as this quiz, ins't it?
317.Are you sure you have friends? Yes; well, Phil says I don't have any, but no one really likes Phil anyway, so I say he's just jealous.
318.Best friend? Mal.
319.Second-best friend? Ellen.
320.Email the most? I would say Mal, but whenever I get an email from Cliff, it takes us, like, ten back and forths for me to finally realize what he wants or what he's getting at.
321.Call the most? Ellen.
322.IM the most? Mal.
323.Best friend of the opposite sex? ...Ellen.
324.Best offline friend? Mal.
325.Best online friend? Mal. There's probably going to be a lot of him, watch out. XD
326.Which friend do you dislike the most? Phil. How we're still friends though, I'm not sure myself sometimes. I think it's his eyes.
327.Person you can always confide in? Malcolm. <3
328.Person that you can talk to for 12 hours straight and never get bored? When Phil and I argue enough, our insults could last forever, so I think him. XD
329.In a fight or annoyed? Cliff.
330.Friend's house you sleep at the most? Malcooooolm.
331.Friend's house you wish you could sleep at but can't? Ellen. ;___; I miss you.
332.Who is the first number on your speed dial? The head nurse.
333.Who would you take away on a week vacation? Malcolm, duh.
334.Craziest? All of them. XD
335.Weirdest? Cliff.
336.Most fun? Malcolm.
337.Saddest? Phil can be really sad but that's just because he's pathetic at points. <3
338.Quietest? Malcolm actually.
339.Who knows you the best? Mal.
340.Who do you know the best? ...Mal.
341.Who do you like to shop with? Mal. Especially if we end up in the same dressing room, so, uh, oops.
342.Talk with? Mal.
343.Trust the most? ...Mal. XD
344.Flirt with? You have no idea how much fun it is to tease and flirt with Mal in public.
345.Laugh with? Again, all of them.
346.Give advice to? Cliff. Lord knows he needs it.
347.Who gives you advice? Most of the time? George and Margaret really.
348.Best singer? I loved Bon, but I actually prefer Brian's voice more.
349.Best athlete? Mal. Oh god, you should watch him play soccer. Makes me drool. >______>
350.Who is the nicest? Cliff's stupid, but he's such a sweetheart.
351.Who is the meanest? Phil.
352.Best dancer? Me. ;D
353.Best writer? Mal and Bon combined when they used to work together.
354.Best smile? Definitely Mal.
355.Most creative? ...That'd certainly be Mal. >_____>
356.Best dressed? Bon and his leopard print corset cannot be beat.
357.Best shoes? Ellen.
358.Who doesn't care if they lie? Phil could give less of a shit about anything he does, so I vote him. XD
359.Who can't lie? Mal can't lie to save his life.
360.Most innocent? Cliff.
361.Most innocent looking? Phil's eyes can make him look innocent enough...
362.Rebel? Bon.
363.Moodiest? Phil (I swear to god he follows his wife's menstruation process).
364.Happiest? Cliff. XD
365.Cutest? Mal. <3
Do/Are/Who's?
366. It's because I'm bored, can't you figure that out? That and you obviously have no life. And neither do I if I'm doing it.
367.Religious? No.
368.Try to be fashionable? No.
369.Think fashion is important? I strip my clothes when I'm on stage; unless being half naked is fashionable, then no.
370.Get along with your family? Most of them.
371.Get along with your friends? We can until we hit snags and then we get over it.
372.Get grounded? I didn't get grounded. I got the belt or the wrench.
373.Know any foreign languages? My mum taught us bits of Norwegian and I can speak fluently in Celtic.
374.Run into walls/doors? I'm better at falling up stairs than I am at running into doors and walls.
375.Blonde? Ellen.
376.Who do you talk to most online? I already answered this.
377.Who do you talk to most on the phone? This one too. What was the need for 500 questions when, clearly, there aren't?
378.Are you a bum? Sometimes, but I'm a rich bum, so really, I win in the end.
379.Do you get online a lot? I'd die without an internet. D:
380.Do you shower? Every morning and every night.
381.Do you hate school? I did and I would if I was sent back.
382.Do you have a social life? It's hard in here, but I manage.
383.Do you trust people easily? Sadly enough, yes.
384.Have you ever lied to your best friend(s)? Lots of times.
385.Are you a dare devil? It depends on the mood and what I'm doing.
386.Would you ever sky dive? Oh yes. >8D
387.Do you like to dance? Answered this too, but yes, I do.
388.Are you funny? I like to think so. XD
389.Are you a serious person? When I should be.
390.Do you make friends easily? When I was younger it was harder, but as I got older it got easier; I'm a bit of a social butterfly now.
391.Do you work out? No. I'm afraid to lose more weight. 0___0
392.Do you like to work out? Yes; watching Mal work out gives me a work out.
393.How much can you bench press? God, like...nothing at all.
394.How much can you lift? My hand. >______>
395.Are you a popular person? In school, no. Nowadays? Fuck yes.
396.Do you have plans for your future? I'd like to go out on another tour, really.
397.Do you plan to go to college? Noooope. Are you kidding? They'd sense me writing my application and send me a rejection note before I was even done filling everything out.
398.Do you play sports? Nah.
399.Do you like sports? Not really, but Mal does, and I bear with him.
400.Do you play an instrument? Geeeeetar.
401.Know what you want to be when you get older? I'm gonna be a fucking rock star for the rest of my life, watch.
402.Ever been out of state? Out of state? How about out of country.
403.Out of the country? Haha. Look above bitches.
404.Do you like to travel? Eh, when the scenery's pretty, but it lags after a while.
405.What do YOU think of the way you look? Every thing's really tiny. Well, I dunno about everything...
406.What do YOU think about your attitude? I'm a pretty positive person.
407.What do you think about life after death? If I ever end up with a second life I can only hope I'll find someone half as amazing as Mal. <3
408.What do you think about karma? It comes back to bite you in the ass.
409.What do you think about love? It's a lot like war.
410.What do you think about fate? I don't know really.
411.What do you think about yourself? I could be better than this.
412.What do you tell yourself if times get hard? Go take a shower. It muffles the sobs.
413.What would you give your life for? Malcolm. <3
414.What do you think about your first love? I want to love him for the rest of my life.
415.What do you think about the first person that loved you? And I will love him for the rest of my life.
416.What are you scared of? A lot of things. If you go to Mal, he'll give you a list. XD
417.Do you cry easily? ...Yes.
418.Who/What is something/someone that has touched you? Danny. He needed a hug.
419.What was the saddest moment of your life? The day Mal left me for that bible-beating whore, O'Linda.
420.What would life be without friends? I think I could deal with losing Phil. <3 But anyone else, I think I'd die over losing.
421.Without family? My father can go regally fuck himself. Everyone else, I'd miss.
422.Without you? There were times where I think my life would've been so much better if I hadn't existed.
423.Are you deep? Pretty shallow actually. And this fucking survey so proves it. D8<
424.Do you think love is once in a lifetime, or just chance? More so chance.
425.Do you like your town? No.
426.Do you wanna get out of your town? Yes.
427.What design/logo is on your mouse pad? Toshibaaa. Thank you Japan.
428.What color is your mouse pad? I don't have a mouse pad, but my touch pad is grey.
429.Drink a lot of water? No.
430.Have a cell phone/beeper/etc.? My cell phone got taken away after me and Mal were overcharged on our texting bill.
431.Do you like amusement parks? I like the House of Mirrors best. ;D
432.Have you ever been to 6 Flags? Yeah.
433.What namebrand do you wear the most? Whatever my brother's wore; lots of hand-me-downs.
434.Do you like taking pictures? I prefer being in the picture rather than taking them.
435.Do you like getting your picture taken? You have no idea. 0____0
436.Do you have a tan? No, but I do tan fantastically.
437.Do you get annoyed easily? Not annoyed, but I get mad really quick.
438.What are you hobbies? Playing guitar, writing, day dreaming...
439.Do you have your own phone/phone line? Nope.
440.Do you have any posters/pinups on your bedroom walls? A few; and my brother George gave Mal a few Bettie Page pinups, so there are some of those too.
441.Are you sick of this survey yet? I was at question one knowing there were 499 to go.
442.Do you get good grades in school? I varied; I usually ranged between F's to A's.
443.How do you vent your anger? I usually cry and yell a lot.
444.Are you a role model? I don't know if prancing around in a school boy outfit really counts.
445.Who do you look up to? I think, in some way, both Mal and Margaret.
446.Who do you trust the most? Mal.
447.Do you have any piercings? Yuuup. Keri pierced my navel. 8D
448.Do you have any tattoos? No and I don't intend to get one; I fucking hate needles.
449.Do you dream a lot? Sometimes.
450.Do you daydream a lot? Almost every moment of the day.
451.Have you had a nightmare lately? You don't even know...
452.Do you have any allergies? None.
453.Do you have any health problems? Physically, at the moment, a few broken bones. Mentally? ...Hold please, let me go ask the other seven of myself how we're all doing today...
454.Do you like animals? Certain kinds.
455.Do you have any pets? A beagle pup.
456.Do you like siblings? Ogad, don't remind me. I have nine of them. @___@
457.Do you have glasses/contacts? I've worn contacts on Halloween to add to the costume.
458.Do you have braces? I used to.
459.Do you have a job? Again, used to.
460.Have you ever been fired from a job? No, I quit.
461.Who did YOU want to be President? Barack Obama works wonders with me.
462.Who would you vote for, if anyone, and why? Uh, well, Barack Obama and because I like his policies and I think John McCain can also go fuck himself.
463.Do you have a curfew? Lights out a eleven, but that's when the fin begins. ;D
464.Are you a vegetarian? Oh god, no.
465.Could you be a vegetarian? I could never...I'm sorry the Earth's animals are fucking delicious. D:
466.Have you ever thought about suicide? Once or twice...alright, so a few times.
467.Do you like coffee? You don't even understand; love it so much I've permanently fucked up my heart and only allowed to have two cups a day. ;_____;
468.Do you have a sweet tooth? When I put chocolate syrup on Mal, I sure as hell do.
469.Do you like horror movies? Oh god, no. D:
470.Do you like to spend or save your money? Speeeend. Which is probably not a good thing either.
471.Do you keep your room clean? Well, I keep it more organized than Mal does, that's for sure.
472.Do yours well? ...um, yes?
473.Do you eat vegetables? If I have to. Bleck.
474.Are you a flirt? Oooooh yeah.
475.Are you good at flirting? I like to see how long a person can go before they become desperate.
476.Do you like to go to parties? Sometimes.
477.Do you still go trick or treating? I don't care if any of my friends go, I always go.
478.Are you an angel or a little devil? Have you seen my stage act? I'm anything but an angel.
479.Do you get along with people? Most that I meet.
480.Have you ever just started dancing/singing in the middle of somewhere? My living room. All the time.
481.Have you ever won anything? I've won the 'Guitarist of the Year' title in Guitar World; came with a trophy in the shape of, oh, you got it right, a guitar. 8'D -shot-
482.Do you have a waterbed or a regular bed? A regular bed.
483.What size? A queen I think.
484.Do you get bored easily? If I'm not entertained in the next five minutes after I lose interest in something, I start to complain and everyone hates that.
485.Do you play golf? Most boring sport on the plant. @____@ No.
486.Do you play miniature golf? Eh, I've done it on a few dates, but it's nothing I'd suggest.
487.Do you like tennis? I can't be quiet to save my life, so no, not really. I think I'd end up throwing my shoe at the ref who tells everyone to shuttup like, every five seconds when he's really the only one that's talking. Tennis would end up dangerous sport if I decided to attend.
488.Are you flexible? Mmm, I can get myself into strange positions, but nothing amazing or anything.
489.Are you a sweet heart? Psht. No. >__________>
490.Would you like to be cloned? I've been “cloned” (just lots of people dressed up like me) for a music video, does that count? 8'D
491.What are your opinions on cloning? Like we really need more people on the face of the earth than we do already.
493.Scaramouche,scaramouche, will you do the fandango? (This. Best question of the survey. ilu Queen. <3)
Thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightening me! Galileo, galileo! Galileo, galileo! Galileo, figaro! Magnifico! But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me. He's just a poor boy from a poor family. Spare him his life from this monstrosity. Easy come easy go, will you let me go. Bismillah! No! We will not let you go! Let him go. Bismillah! We will not let you go. Let him go. Bismillah! We will not let you go! Let me go. Will not let you go! Let me go. Will not let you go. Let me go. No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Mama mia, mama mia, mama mia, let me go. Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me...
LOOK WHAT YOU'VE MADE ME GO AND DO NOW. ;___________;
494.Did you like this survey? It definitely passed the time.
495.Are you sorry you began filling it out? It was five hundred questions. I was sorry I even had the craving to do it. ;___;
496.What questions do you wish it had asked? About 580 less.
497.How would you have answered them? Probably with a lot less complaints.
THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
498.When was the last time you let the people you love/people who are important to you know you love them/that they are important to you? When I woke up beside him this morning. <3
499.What do you want the people who are reading this survey to know? DON'T DO IT. IT'LL SUCK YOU IN. OOPS. BET IT'S TOO LATE BY THIS POINT. D: WELL, I TRIED.
500.What time is it? 10:18 PM. And that was three questions dipshit. <3