[PUBLIC. PREPARE FOR LOUDNESS COS WE GOT MUSIC HELL YEAH. note: There's two tracks, and you can just hit play on the second one. It will automatically stop the first.]
The crowd was roaring as a large, supped up familiar looking crimson red hummer drove onto the large dirt field. Bright orange flames had been painted on the sides and on the front grill were his trademark giant black sunglasses. On the roof was the large symbol of the Gurren-dan. It roared through the track, swerving around a bit before it finally stopped dead center. And when Kamina jumped out of the giant vehicle, dressed no differently than normal and with his cape flying in the wind, the spectators went wild.
He pumped his fist in the air, giving a loud yell which only made the people roar even louder. It was then that the sounds of other cars -- each one just as large or larger, some smaller, and all crazily decked out (they were actually Ganmens from his world changed into their appropriate car counterpart) -- could be heard entering the track, and with a smirk Kamina jumped back into his own ride, the engine roaring and raring to go.
And then it started.
All at once, the vehicles suddenly rammed into one another, knocking each other around and trying to incapacitate one another. One by one, they started to become less recognizable and were turning into giant hunks of metal.
With Kamina's doing the most damage.
No matter how big the opponent was, he would charge in and slam the side of his Gurren II right into it, making them flip and roll into one another. It seemed like nothing was going to stop him...
Until a newcomer appeared. It was Viral, and his original Enki Ganmen had also been changed into a giant rig. It was twice as big and twice as powerful. Kamina just glared up at the beastman and without anyone else on the track, the two duked it out.
But things weren't looking too good for Kamina. Already having taken damage from the previous bout, no matter how much of his fighting spirit he put into the hummer, the beastman had the upper hand. But like hell he would give up! There had to be a wa--
"HEY, SHADES!"
Kamina looked up at the sound of a roaring engine along with some really kickass music. It was hard to see, but he could just make out that crazy girl's vespa, also rocked out to fit the scene.
And she was, of course, also rocking. Literally. Her guitar was out and the amp was attached to the back of the vespa, blaring out the music.
"Took ya long enough, Pinks!" he yelled right back up at her.
"Whatever, let's just do this already!" Haruko yelled down at him as she hurtled down to Earth.
In that next second, she slammed onto the top of his hummer and the unthinkable happened.
THEY COMBINED.
"Wha--WHAT THE HELL?!" Viral screamed as the two vehicles became one giant monster of a combination, with Haruko's vespa serving as the "head" and Kamina's hummer as the "body".
Kamina just smirked at him as Haruko laughed. "Prepared ta get trashed, furry!" he yelled as the giant machine seemed to glow and burn with their fiery spirit before they rammed head first into Viral's rig.
"This--THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!! THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!!" the beastman roared as he charged again and again, the two locked into a mindboggling battle.
"Impossible? Hah! Nothing's impossible for us!" Haruko yelled as a giant guitar came out of nowhere and slammed into Viral.
And as Kamina gave the final blow, he yelled his trademark saying, which the crowd and Haruko echoed with him:
"WHO THE HELL YOU THINK WE ARE?!?!"
The next instant, Viral was sent hurtling through the air and out of the ring, the stands erupting into a loud deafening roar.
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HELL YEAH!
Now THAT'S what I'm talkin' about!
[Haruko may not be Simon, but it was kickass nonetheless]
[ooc: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF DON'T ASK I'VE BEEN WANTING TO DO THIS SINCE THE KAMINA/HARUKO THREAD XD LOGAN DON'T KILL ME XD And Kelly, thanks for the Rammstein track suggestion <333333]