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[9] Video/Action

Apr 10, 2010 22:52

[Here's Meriken. Setting up the video just perfectly to reveal one of the tea room's she speedily remodeled to look nearly exactly like the stage to the Maury show, and other similar shows. She falls back into a seat, and gestures over to the other chairs on stage while speaking in a heroic, announcer voice. Because, she needs to be a hero to make ( Read more... )

i don't watch shows like these so, being heroic, what i don't even, maury show

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azureflamegod April 11 2010, 12:18:14 UTC

[/sits at his chair with Mini-Shark in his lap, chewing on a book idly (MINISHARK, NOT KITE).]

That baby can't be mine... because I was having an affair that night.

WITH MINI-SHARK.

[DUN DUN DUNNNN.]

hellyesamerica April 11 2010, 16:08:15 UTC

AN AFFAIR?!?!?!?!

WHAT WILL COME OF THIS?!

Needs moar crowd noises purpleemophones April 11 2010, 20:04:26 UTC

[Mandatory half-fake audience boos]

azureflamegod April 11 2010, 21:26:28 UTC

A-ahh, but... I can explain!

Two years ago, my lover vanished at sea on a fishing trip, never to be heard from again. I assumed he was dead... I was so crushed, but then I met Beast Boy, and I thought I could make a new life for myself.

But then...! I met Mini-Shark. He looked just like my lover, and that is because Mini-Shark is my lost love! He just has amnesia! And now that we have been reunited after all these years, we can make new memories, and be a family again... right?

[Mini-Shark is... still chewing.]

...

Oh, Mini-Shark! When will you remember me?! [SOBBBBB]

hellyesamerica April 11 2010, 21:32:46 UTC

WHEN WILL THE TRAGEDIES STOP?!

master_of_dudes April 12 2010, 06:01:38 UTC

[Mini shark: /still chewing on the book. He might make a little animal-y sound, but other than that he pays no attention to Kite]

azureflamegod April 12 2010, 21:06:26 UTC

[SOBS FOREVER. DROWNING IN HIS OWN TEARS.]

You say you love me... but why don't you look at me when we're together?!

Why won't you return my love?!?!

master_of_dudes April 17 2010, 02:30:12 UTC

[/chews, ignores]

master_of_dudes April 12 2010, 06:02:19 UTC

[MEANWHILE]

YOU NEVER LOVED ME! IT WAS ALL LIES! I SHOULD'VE NEVER PLAYED UNO WITH YOU, I SHOULD'VE JUST RUN AWAY WITH LINDA FOREVER AND EVER AND BE ALL CUDDLY AND BUBBLY WITH HER!

azureflamegod April 12 2010, 21:12:14 UTC

I'M CUDDLY AND BUBBLY! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF OUR LOVE!

AND THAT AIN'T MY BABY!

master_of_dudes April 17 2010, 02:29:37 UTC

YES IT IS. WHY DO YOU REFUSE ME, KITE? I'VE BEEN NOTHING BUT GOOD TO YOU!

YOU JUST WANT ME TO DIE, DON'T YOU?!

azureflamegod April 17 2010, 02:32:11 UTC

NO IT ISN'T, THAT ISN'T EVEN POSSIBLE! YOU'RE BEING STUPID.

IF YOU DIE, I WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO CREATE AN AI CLONE OF YOU. ONE THAT CAN UNDERSTAND MY FEELINGS!

master_of_dudes April 17 2010, 02:37:11 UTC

DUDE I'M A DUDE AND I'M HAVIN' A BABY. STOP TRYING TO PUT LOGIC INTO THIS.

THAT'S ALL YOU WANT FROM ME, ISN'T IT? CLONES! AND YOU WON'T EVEN ACCEPT YOUR OWN CHILD!

azureflamegod April 17 2010, 02:46:08 UTC

BEAST BOY, ARE YOU SURE YOU AREN'T A WOMAN? BECAUSE THAT IS NOT EVEN REMOTELY POSSIBLE.

AND I'LL MAKE NEW BEAST BOY EVEN BETTER THAN YOU. AND HE'LL BE NICER TO ME. AND HE'LL PICK UP HIS CLOTHES INSTEAD OF THROWING THEM ON THE FLOOR!

AND I'LL GIVE HIM ALL THE ORGANS I ACCIDENTALLY STOLE FROM YOU!

master_of_dudes April 17 2010, 03:35:01 UTC

...YOU'VE SEEN MY JUNK, DUDE.

WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME FOR WHO I AM?!

azureflamegod April 17 2010, 03:38:35 UTC

...I'M SORRY, IT'S THE HORMONES!

WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME FOR WHO I AM?!?!

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