Chinese New Year

[hellwithout]

I just heard that there is something called the "Year of the Cock" that the Chinese have. I always knew they were a great people. Apparently, they not only predicted my birth but gave me a whole year to honor me and my vast accomplishments. Now that we are all aware of this year, people can feel free to commence with the honoring me. I hear the

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[darksoul]

I hate to break it to you, but you have to be born in the year of the cock for it to be your year. For instance, 1981 was the year of the cock. Wow, and I was born in 1981. I'm a cock!

Cock of the Walk

[hellwithout]

You may be a cock but I'm The Cock. You had to be born in the year to earn your cock-like status. I'm just destined to be this way.

Cock in a Wok, maybe...

[darksoul]

Whatchu talkin' bout honky? You're talking to the baddest Cock around, not to be confused with your title of Worst Cock Around.

Re: Cock in a Wok, maybe...

[hellwithout]

I don't know who you've been talking to about my cocksmanship but me thinks you best recheck your sources. Just because they've had as much dick as Chaisey Lane doesn't mean they know squat about the cock.

[ex_tara_fir]

I'm a cock too...which somehow doesn't seem right.

[hellwithout]

Since you were born in the year that heralded my coming, it's probably a sign that you were destined to help me workon my sinister plans to take over the world.

[hellwithout]

And my typing. Definitely my typing. perhaps some light filing work as well. And while you are at it, could I get a sandwich and maybe one of those drinks with the little umbrellas in them? And with thsandwich, could i get light mayo and the crusts cut off? Thanks.