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mom: ((dances)) fire fire!!
dad: what?
mom: ((points to fire pit)) fire fire!!
me: i think mom wants to start a fire
dad: ohhhh
me: either that or that was the safty dance
dad: no shit....((mocks mom)) i was going to say "quick get some water and put out your moms crotch!"
me: 0_o ((chokes))
dad: gotta keep your poop in a group
me: ((ice cream comes out of nose))
dad: ahh thank you Dirty Jobs...