Why is it I always get accosted by these people?!
So, somebody stopped me when I was walking to the ILC and asked if I would answer a few questions for them. I always say yes to these, as people sometimes have to do surveys for classes or whatever. And the first question she askes is: Do you believe you'll go to heaven when you'll die? I need to think up a really cool and witty response to that question, because for some reason those people always ask me. Anyway, I said I didn't really believe in heaven, whihc sparked this sort of confused and slightly worried (for my sake, I suppose) reaction from this woman who repeatedly asked me questions about jesus and when I said I doubted his divinity, she basically said: well, he said he was divine, so he must have been a liar, is what you're saying? And I was like, people always seem to think they've got the only ticket to diety, but I don't tend to believe them. And she got all like, oh. Fiver minutes of questioning, and I didn't join her bible study group, so she left me alone. Also, she shook my hand like hers was a dead fish. Don't give me your hand, bitch. I ain't gonna kiss it.