form a line, form a line to the throne

[hellslibrarian]

"I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone."

if i were an actress i would be tallulah bankhead. if i were a dancer i would be isadora duncan. if i were a writer i would be joyce carol oates. if i were a singer, i would be...fuck it, anyone but cher.