Mar 03, 2005 08:45
at this point i could be the poster child for any of a number of antibiotics.
a bustling office scene: ringing phones, people carrying papers, sound of typing. pan in on me seated at a computer. i swivel in my chair to face the camera; blue suit, hair in a bun, big smile.
"infections of your entire lower body got you down? missing school and work for days at a time? unable to sit still, concentrate on anything but your lower back pain, or piss normally? try new extra-strength Cipro/Bactrin/Septra/Trovan/Corim/Macrodantin! it worked for me!*"
*side effects may include nausea, pain in entire body, exhaustion, shakiness, wanting to abruptly lie down in the street rather than take another step, wanting to curl up in a ball and die, complaining a lot. drug manufacturers not responsible if you develop chronic, antibiotic-resistant infections which drags on for days and days and costs and cost you hundreds and hundreds of dollars. see a urologist, you whiner.