no, your grace, i did not know they were topless dancers
some days at work we're just sentencing the same crimes over, and over, and over. 60 DUI forms here, 120 Simple Assault reports there. last week we had a Felony Drugs day and a day that was nothing but Inchoate Murders.
today was Involuntary Deviate Sexual Intercourse day. highlights included dogs, prison guards, a man convicted of molesting all seven of his children, and a prostitute by the name of Panama Canal.
then as soon as i got OFF work, maciej, amy, alliey and i decided it would be an awesome idea to watch "Tromeo and Juliet". the climax involves tampons, electrocution, a woman mutating into a pig, galllons of vomit, and incest. if you haven't seen this piece of toxic waste...good.
what i'm trying to say here is that i'm getting into the shower now and never coming out.
today was Involuntary Deviate Sexual Intercourse day. highlights included dogs, prison guards, a man convicted of molesting all seven of his children, and a prostitute by the name of Panama Canal.
then as soon as i got OFF work, maciej, amy, alliey and i decided it would be an awesome idea to watch "Tromeo and Juliet". the climax involves tampons, electrocution, a woman mutating into a pig, galllons of vomit, and incest. if you haven't seen this piece of toxic waste...good.
what i'm trying to say here is that i'm getting into the shower now and never coming out.