my obligatory WTF blog

[hellsingripvan]

Jezz Lander: idk...he seems alright
Me: I didn't really care for Pete, I liked his tats, but he's got the personality of a five year old. srsly
Jezz Lander. I think hes hot,
Me: meh. whatever
Jezz Lander: he's got great junk
Me: I've seen better
Jezz Lander: yeah well you a 'ho
Me: Fuck you, I don't get paid.
Jezz Lander that's cause no one wants to pay you :)
Me: no, I charge by the pound LOL
Jezz Lander: OMG lol, this guy looks like Pete Wentz
Me: what guy?
Jezz Lander: This guy in this porno on redtube. OMG he's HUGE
Me: lol
Me: wait what?
Me: Share bitch
Jezz Lander (sends link)
Me; OMG OMFG OMG
jezz Lander: calm down hes not that hot
Me; THATS GEORGE OMFG WHAT THE FUCKNUTS SHITM ONKEYS
Jezz Lander: lol whut?
Me: I have someone to kill be back latahs.

hellscowboybc is away.

George. did. porn.

porn.

PORN.

not very good porn either, to spare the obvious virgins that read my LJ i'm withholding the link, cause I GET TO SEE HIM NEKKID NOT YOU.