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[hellsingmaster]

[There's a lot of noise coming though the network, very high pitched mews and cries. Integra comes into the room and picks up the Dreamberry, about to switch it off but a movement outside the window makes her pause

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[candidate_no_12]

(Wrath watches the video of the kitten falling in the window of Hellsing with the stupidest look on his face. Having gotten hit with a red arrow earlier in the day, he is not himself.)

It is absolutely adorable that you are caring for that precious creature!

(He sighs in a dreamy way, fluttering his eyelashes disturbingly. His eyepatch is off, thus his Ultimate Eye is exposed, but both his eyes are soft, emitting an empathic light. He leans up to the camera to face the woman, his hands folded under his chin eagerly. There is a snake tattoo on his left eye, but it might as well be a happy heart right now.)

Are you going to name her?

(And no, neither the cat nor Integra are objects of his excess of affection, but the red arrow in his back has purged all the wrath from him at the moment, replacing it with childish_joy and wonder at everything.)

[hellsingmaster]

[The dreamy exuberance he excludes prompts Integra to lift an eyebrow in a bit of surprise, but she can't help the quirk of lips.]

I suppose someone should. And since it decided to select my window, there we are.

As for naming...I have absolutely no idea.

[She's never named a pet in her entire life.]

[candidate_no_12]

(In this state, he does not notice the subtle changes in Integra's expression, nor get the sense that she has not named a pet before.)

(He leans towards the camera, both eyes rapidly blinking in dismay.)

But--the poor kitten can't go without a name! Names prove that one exists! You , for example, you have a beautiful name--was it--Integra?

(In his right mind, he avoids the use of first names if he can help it.)

And the one I desire--I want to sweep her off the ground and drag her off to a sun-drenched field of flowers.--her name is Samantha..!

(He is almost swooning by now--he leans to the side, placing the back of his hand longingly on his forehead.) What about you, Integra, do you have one who makes your heart soar, your soul sing? You are human so doesn't passion reign stronger in you than me?

(Hahahaha.)

[hellsingmaster]

[Well. That was more information than she'd ever anticipated. Hn, perhaps there was more to this one than met the eye.

Still, naming the cat was a quandary, one she'd never anticipated having. Deliberately side-stepping the latter question, she shrugged and waved a dismissive hand.]

Call it...Murphy, hell, I don't know.

[candidate_no_12]

(Wrath frowned-and not his usual frown, but a drooping, sad one.)

Murphy? You did not put your whole self into naming the cat! Murphy will wind up miserable because he--

(He gasps, clapping his hands onto his cheeks and shaking his head rapidly.) Did you even check_to see if it was male or female?..!

[hellsingmaster]

It's a cat. A very small one, at that. If you have suggestions, then by all means, let's hear them.

Sorry for long post

[candidate_no_12]

(He looks even more saddened by Integra's emphasis on cat--as if she was saying, 'and your point is?' and he falls into a deep, non-wrathful gloom, slumping into the snow, before he stands up again and starts to protest

Lol, no problem. XD

[hellsingmaster]

I'm sure the cat is thrilled, yes. Thank you for such a wonderful suggestion.

[Only Walter would have recognized the heavy sarcasm underlain in Sir Hellsing's voice.]

^^

[candidate_no_12]

[Agh, lack of icons!]

(Perhaps in his right mind he might come closer to discerning her tone--since he is not Walter, he would not have detected it entirely-- but no, not even close today.)

You are always welcome..! And now, Integra, I must bid you farewell. I am off to find my dear Samantha...!

(And the Homunculus, normally rigid, goes skipping off into the snow.)

[hellsingmaster]

Yes, yes, do run along. [With a small exasperated sigh, Integra rubs her forehead and shakes her head. But nevertheless chuckles as the transmission ends.]