In these trying times, we must all band together for the common good, so...I'm offering my healing services for free! [Hello, blue globe tipped staff filling up the camera for a moment. She pulls it back and frowns, nose scrunched up in an expression of thoughtfulness.]

N-not that there's currently any discernible form of payment, but that does not ( Read more... )

[She's typing this agonizingly slow, one letter at a time.

With her pointer fingers.]

what does  this do//?

Hello?! Helloooooo!

[Serra squints, upside down, at the phone--she's tapping on the screen, unsure of how this device works, and the microphone picks up on it as a dull thnk thnk thnk-noise.]

Lord Hector? Erk? Matthew! Maaaaath--yeeeeeeeeeew! Are you there?! [She wrinkles her nose in distaste and turns the phone. ...Unfortunately, she's only turned ( Read more... )