[Phone call to Everyone]
[There is a mock patience to her voice which, when combined with the arrogant phrasing, makes her sound nothing less than stuck up.]
In light of recent activity with regard to these 'mobile telephones' [This term is clearly technical and needs to be enunciated.] I should like to point out that these devices are very capable of calling select individuals instead of the group at large. While ringing up the rest of us may be tempting for whatever reason, I strongly suggest you refrain.
I have grown quite tired of listening to your collective inanities.
Neither have I any need to read them, yet it would the intranet system is most easily avoided. Therefore, if you would direct the majority of your sweeping generalizations and your insipid chatter to a text format, it would be duly appreciated.
In light of recent activity with regard to these 'mobile telephones' [This term is clearly technical and needs to be enunciated.] I should like to point out that these devices are very capable of calling select individuals instead of the group at large. While ringing up the rest of us may be tempting for whatever reason, I strongly suggest you refrain.
I have grown quite tired of listening to your collective inanities.
Neither have I any need to read them, yet it would the intranet system is most easily avoided. Therefore, if you would direct the majority of your sweeping generalizations and your insipid chatter to a text format, it would be duly appreciated.