Day 69 | Video to All

[dontstartnone]

[The screen is black. It's clearly close up on something, and as it zooms out it shows what looks like a squirt-gun. Artificial, plastic. Covered in black paint and silver duct-tape. What has he been doing...]

Fiiiiire. Bow bow bow bow bow. [He's totally singing this little ditty. Yes he is

Comments

[puritaniaa]

Can you make mine go away?

[dontstartnone]

Yeah, sure thing!

[Little girl inspires insta-action.]

Where's your striker?

[puritaniaa]

What's a "striker"?

[dontstartnone]

Uh, well.

You know when people say they won't work anymore and stand outside their job with signs? That's what I mean....

...

It was a joke.

[AWKWARD JENSEN.]

action~?

[justhitjackpot]

[Derp derp somewhere nearby.]

Hey, aren't you gonna include me, too? Don't hog all the action, geez.

alllllways~

[dontstartnone]

[Pouty Jensen pouts! It's....probably not effective.]

You totally wasted our zombie without me, dude.

I'm trying to get my slayer on.

Re: alllllways~

[justhitjackpot]

[JENSEN used POUT!
It isn't effective. At all, in fact. Travis raises an eyebrow.]

What, you would've preferred for me to save it for you?

[dontstartnone]

[His brain wanders into a world where zombies can be sealed in plastic baggies and stay fresh and crisp. Or Tupperware containers.

....]

It would have gotten moldy and we would have had to throw it out so: no.
But next one we run into, I wanna take it down with The Punisher.

[Why yes he did name his squirt-gun from hell.]