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[bratofthepack]

[THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT TOPIC TSUME HAS TO TALK ABOUT, hence why is he bothering to use the phone. Again, like last time, everyone will see a wolf just staring into the screen, although you will hear him talking.]

Never fought a human who bites back. Blood tastes rancid. What the hell is wrong with it?

[how does i zombie]

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[womanwhofights]

[STARE.
Holy balls, a talking wolf. Wat do?]

Probably not a good idea to eat it. All the maggots and whatnot would give you a nasty stomach ache.

[bratofthepack]

I wasn't planning on eating it. I don't eat things that walk on two legs.

[womanwhofights]

[Smartass remark go!] What about chickens?

[bratofthepack]

[DAMMIT COUSLAND] Chickens were usually cooked by humans long before I ever got to one.

[womanwhofights]

[TROLLFACE.JPG]

Be that as it may, it still counts as something on two legs.

[bratofthepack]

You just have to be a smartass.

[womanwhofights]

The wit comes part and parcel with the rest of me, I'm afraid. And pardon the curiosity, but...

You're a talking wolf. [Master of understatement. Yup.] Care to explain how exactly that works?

[bratofthepack]

All beasts talk. Wolves are the ones who learned to talk in your language. Humans are too dumb to understand anything other than the sounds they make.

[womanwhofights]

I see. How well does that deter hunters?

[bratofthepack]

I won't hesitate to kill a human that looks at me the wrong way.

[womanwhofights]

That poorly, huh?

The problem with that outlook is traps like snares can't be reasoned with or intimidated.

[bratofthepack]

I've had to get out of worse than a snare.