Jun 06, 2011 14:19
[Here is an Erk. He looks mostly fine, just... very very tired. There is, however, a ragged tear in the shoulder of his tunic, albeit one with no apparent wound underneath. Observant viewers may notice his cloak draped over the chair behind him. He's also unpeeling a banana from the welcome fruit basket.]
Good, this thing works the way I thought it did. I'd hoped this wasn't going to happen again, but fate seems to be against me. What else is new?
Hello, my name is Erk, and the evidence suggests that I am once again trapped in another world. I've just walked for far too long and been attacked by a spider that was far too large, so I'm not really in the mood to deal with games at the moment and I'll keep this simple. Where am I, and what do I need to know to survive this place with my body and my sanity intact?
[He gives a slight, sardonic grin.] I'll admit that last part is unlikely, but I can always hope.
Also, I hope this doesn't turn out to be the case, but... is there anyone I know here?
((OOC: A note before I get started - Erk's intro in the logs comm is still open, but I wanted to get him onto the net here so he has an excuse to actually meet people.))
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