[blog post; Day 56/wee hours of 57 -- stealing Ethan's drunkblogging thunder]

[justhitjackpot]

hoooleeesshti what ios wrong with you people isnt there something to do here i just darnk with a bnuch of teenagers

what the hell am i doin'g anymore/ i dont even know any of you

everybodys gone now

like always

oh FUCK me i'm shitfacde

a,sdlafsdonlkm,.sadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Comments

[wearecowboys]

Aw. They must've meant so much to you, Travis.

1/3

[justhitjackpot]

yyou know what asshole FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

[justhitjackpot]

Uuuuuuujolk,nds

okfine thanks go ahead be a massiive douchebag all the tiem,,, thakns bro

[justhitjackpot]

not like youre my brother or anything godfuckingdamn

[wearecowboys]

Oh but I am, Travis. Sorry to disappoint, but we're all we've got.

[justhitjackpot]

yeah

.....i barely know my own fuckass of a TWIN brother how sad is that

[wearecowboys]

In all fairness, the opportunity to grow up together was taken from us by unknown means, so there's no need to gripe and moan about it. Pull yourself together.

[justhitjackpot]

I CANT I'M DURNK,

[wearecowboys]

Then I pray that tomorrow you'll be utterly humiliated by tonight's conduct. Go get some sleep.

[justhitjackpot]

nO iLL SLepp wen i want to youre not my mother

[wearecowboys]

Don't force me to prove it otherwise.

[justhitjackpot]

fUCk

dont get all baCK TO THE tfutre on me goddammit

[justhitjackpot]

i dont ow n a delorean

[wearecowboys]

I wasn't referring to going back in time and literally becoming your mother, you idiot. Seriously, get to bed before you further embarrass yourself, if that's at all possible.

[justhitjackpot]

ffffffssshhiittrrr

fine iwasbt gonna stat long anywys

Night

[wearecowboys]

Good night.