[The video begins, and it's a shot of a collared zombie going about his work. At the moment, he's stocking the refrigerator, setting the items carefully on the shelves.]
He is just the cutest thing! [The voice comes from off-screen and the camera flips around to show Death, all smiles.] Did anybody know about these little guys? [The camera turns
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And I'm not sure if I'd want to name him if he already has a name. It seems...impolite to his memory.
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Perhaps if he objected strongly enough, he would be compelled to break his silence and tell you the name he prefers.
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[Death tilts her head to the side, thinking it over.] Oh, I don't know. Not many people like him are able to speak, afflicted as they are.
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What would they say if they were not, I wonder. Would they tell their fellows what lies beyond the Grey Lands? Or would they merely bemoan their appearance?
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Perhaps more from column B. And a sprinkling of their wishing they were fully alive once more. Maybe even wanting their undead status to end.
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What I should like to know is who, precisely, is responsible for raising them. The answer to that little mystery may shed light on the greater one of how we came to be here in the first place.
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That does seem to be the 25,000 dollar question. I suppose I should do something to help. It seems fair.
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Fairness has little hold in this place. At least so my observations have led me to surmise.
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That does seem to be the general consensus.
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For once, it may actually be correct.
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How unfortunate that it is.
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