Phone call to everyone, day 52

[theotokos]

Why can't these things die? I'm getting sick of cleaning up after them.

[What is Lady doing? Lady is cleaning what -they're- cleaning. She's completely taken everything out and cleaned it. EVERYTHING. For she is absolutely anal obsessive retentive. That being said, she gives an exasperated sigh.]

I don't trust this. UGH, stop touching everything!

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[tries_too_hard]

[This is Dante, ignoring your frustrated reality in favor of his own.]

We should name him.

[theotokos]

You do that! I'm busy!

[IT HAS SOILED EVERYTHING AND IT MUST BE CLEANSED.]

[tries_too_hard]

How about Bub? Or Fido?

[theotokos]

[This is serious, Dante, this is STACKENBLOCHENcleaning.]

It's touching the food.

I'll cut off it's hand.