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Day 50; Phone call to everyone

Mar 23, 2011 20:37

Straight up!

If you hear laughter?

Run.

The chief fucked it up, man! He couldn't do it! The past isn't dead! And it's gonna come down on us!

I'm talking straight - Heaven Smile are loose! If you can't see 'em, run! If you can't kill 'em, run!

Most of all - don't let 'em get close!

Straight up, repeating - you hear laughter, run!

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moralperil March 24 2011, 02:49:40 UTC

Heaven Smile? I don't... I don't understand. What am I watching out for?

straightupchief March 24 2011, 07:38:50 UTC

Not watching! Listening! Most of you aren't gonna be able to see 'em pop out in full color, man.

But if you can, well shit, you'll know 'em, straight up! Bright colors. No skin. And you'll know 'em the moment you hear that laughter.

So forget about your eyes! The moment the laughter starts? You get the hell away from it!

Straight up, life or death, man!

moralperil March 24 2011, 07:48:01 UTC

[He is trying to follow this and he is mostly failing.]

W-wait.

What does 'straight up' mean?

straightupchief March 24 2011, 08:02:30 UTC

Straight up - it means straightforward, honest, no pretensions! It means what it means! The situation here is life or death, straight up! No bullshit!

So. Listen. Fucking. Carefully. I'm talking very straight here. Hardly a thing to be confused by.

Don't look for Heaven Smile. They're invisible bombs, and unless you can see things people can't, you ain't gonna spot 'em. Listen for 'em. When you hear the laughter, and the footsteps you can't place? Run.

If you have to fight, straight up, keep your distance!

moralperil March 24 2011, 08:13:32 UTC

[His words come out all in a tumble:] I'm sorry I'm new here I don't really know what's going on or what a Heaven Smile is! I mean, it sounds like it should be a good thing! Things from Heaven are normally very safe and nice!

I'll keep it in mind! Thank you for your advice and for your explaining! It was really helpful even though it's scary!

straightupchief March 24 2011, 08:15:15 UTC

Heaven Smile is a joke. Call 'em what you want if it helps you keep 'em away.

And straight up - relax! Get ahold of something sharp you can throw. In fact, get lots of them, if you don't have a gun.

moralperil March 24 2011, 08:20:59 UTC

I don't suppose these Heaven Smiles have souls, huh?

...I don't have any guns and I suck at sports. Isn't it kind of a bad idea to hit things that are combustible?

straightupchief March 24 2011, 08:25:59 UTC

Might've used to. They were people turned into bombs, back home.

Here? Sounds like the chief just screwed the pooch!

Straight up, if you kill him before they get to you, they still explode - but into blood, instead of the kind of shit that'll kill you!

moralperil March 24 2011, 08:28:26 UTC

I don't want anything to explode into anything! Especially not people!

straightupchief March 24 2011, 08:32:11 UTC

They're not people now. Shit, I don't know exactly what they are. The source can't be Kun Lan, so it has to be the chief. But he doesn't have the God Hand... him holding onto his past, man. Bringing it back to life!

Straight up, gotta kill the past to move forward.

Get over it, man. There's no cure! Run or kill - these are your choices. No getting around it!

Like putting a sick dog out of its misery.

moralperil March 25 2011, 06:18:53 UTC

...I guess I'll have to run. [He can't fathom killing someone, not even to survive.]

Thanks again. For your help. Straight up.

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