[Day 46, morning | video to everyone]
[See this, Bellpointe? This is a very, very frustrated teenage girl sitting on top of a floating sofa. And she's armed with a mini crossbow she got from who-knows-where---most likely the same place the floating sofa came from.]
I have no clue who can see this, but if you can? You'd better explain what's going on. One minute, I was sleeping at home---and the next, well. [shifts the camera to showcase the lovely brand-new printed couch. Somebody somewhere's probably crying over the loss of it.] I found myself here. In the middle of monsoon season too.
So give me the details. Where am I, how can I get out, and more importantly, where I can find some dry land? And if this has absolutely anything to do with aliens? Leave me out of it. Because it seriously stopped being funny the first time.
I have no clue who can see this, but if you can? You'd better explain what's going on. One minute, I was sleeping at home---and the next, well. [shifts the camera to showcase the lovely brand-new printed couch. Somebody somewhere's probably crying over the loss of it.] I found myself here. In the middle of monsoon season too.
So give me the details. Where am I, how can I get out, and more importantly, where I can find some dry land? And if this has absolutely anything to do with aliens? Leave me out of it. Because it seriously stopped being funny the first time.