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[An odd, mechanical voice comes over the line, tone calm and passive.]
Hello.
I arrived in this town a couple of days ago. I found the letter. Also this phone. Also the completely useless fruit basket. I would like to thank whoever set up these accommodations - there is even a built-in test subject. He doesn't say much, but I am used to that.
However. Removal of Aperture Science technology from the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Facility by non-Aperture Laboratories personnel is prohibited. It interferes with the tests. There is science to do, and if anyone can tell me who removed me from the Center, I will be putting a mark on their record.
And then I'll kill them.
[There is a long, loaded silence. She speaks again.]
Does anyone know where I can access a working internet connection? I cannot get my Aperture Science Personal Position Acclamation Device to function, and I must get back to my tests.