Merlin 3.09, or, Gaius Gets It On
Oh fuck, it's Dobby's ugly brother. This is going to be another of those monster episodes, isn't it? Nice old woman, looks like british version of Betty White, carries around a trunk of a freaking ugly little thing. She's like a magical cat lady. And now i'm thinking of the cats-with-faces from Mirrormask.
I love Merlin's WTF face. Just. Yes. Because, WTF, Gaius?
And then there's Merlin's YOU GO, GAIUS face.
I'm so far trying to figure out if they're old lovers or siblings. So far no mouth-kissing, so i'm going with siblings.
.aaaand now i'm going with old lovers. Because that fucking ugly thing would have said “your brother” instead of “the physician”
Oh, Merlin, trying to be Gaius' wingman.
Alice: “That's all right with you?” Merlin: “As long as you remember WE SHARE A WALL”.
EW EW EW MILKING THE SCORPION BEAST IS WEIRD ENOUGH, BUT YOU GOTTA MAKE IT MAKE CREEPY SOUNDS?
Gaius: DON'T EVER CALL MY GIRLFRIEND AN EVIL WITCH OR I WILL CUT YOU
Hemlock? Nightshade? Somehow I know they're making DEATH.
My favorite fringe character? Old Library Guy.
“...now go back to sleep!” I want that audio clip.
Gaius: I WILL CUT YOU.
Jesus, this show. ARE THEY TRYING TO SLASH MERLIN WITH GAIUS?!
Well, haven't we come full circle. Remember the first episode? At least Arthur isn't laughing with his mates at Merlin's expense this time. He's come a long way...not..
I fucking love their banter. THEY'RE SO IN LOOOOOVE.
Something tells me Gaius realized she's scamming him with the book. I didn't think they knew each other when he was 50!
Or...not? I expected Gaius to be like, “Smells like...MANTICORE POISON!”
Gaius: CUT. YOU.
“The king is gravely ill and your place is at arthur's side.” haha wow great way to slip in the whole you-should-shack-up-with-arthur angle.
Gaius' eyes!
PLEASE TELL GAIUS HE HAS A SECRET SON. PLEASE.
HOLY HOLY HELL MOTHER OF GOD NEXT EPISODE OMGOMGOMGOMGPOMG THE BURNING OF GWEN SO EARLY IN THE RELATIONSHIP ANDANDAND INVENTING MERLIN OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG AND I WANT TO VID IT ALL AS A FIC TRAILER OREDSIFJAE
I love Merlin's WTF face. Just. Yes. Because, WTF, Gaius?
And then there's Merlin's YOU GO, GAIUS face.
I'm so far trying to figure out if they're old lovers or siblings. So far no mouth-kissing, so i'm going with siblings.
.aaaand now i'm going with old lovers. Because that fucking ugly thing would have said “your brother” instead of “the physician”
Oh, Merlin, trying to be Gaius' wingman.
Alice: “That's all right with you?” Merlin: “As long as you remember WE SHARE A WALL”.
EW EW EW MILKING THE SCORPION BEAST IS WEIRD ENOUGH, BUT YOU GOTTA MAKE IT MAKE CREEPY SOUNDS?
Gaius: DON'T EVER CALL MY GIRLFRIEND AN EVIL WITCH OR I WILL CUT YOU
Hemlock? Nightshade? Somehow I know they're making DEATH.
My favorite fringe character? Old Library Guy.
“...now go back to sleep!” I want that audio clip.
Gaius: I WILL CUT YOU.
Jesus, this show. ARE THEY TRYING TO SLASH MERLIN WITH GAIUS?!
Well, haven't we come full circle. Remember the first episode? At least Arthur isn't laughing with his mates at Merlin's expense this time. He's come a long way...not..
I fucking love their banter. THEY'RE SO IN LOOOOOVE.
Something tells me Gaius realized she's scamming him with the book. I didn't think they knew each other when he was 50!
Or...not? I expected Gaius to be like, “Smells like...MANTICORE POISON!”
Gaius: CUT. YOU.
“The king is gravely ill and your place is at arthur's side.” haha wow great way to slip in the whole you-should-shack-up-with-arthur angle.
Gaius' eyes!
PLEASE TELL GAIUS HE HAS A SECRET SON. PLEASE.
HOLY HOLY HELL MOTHER OF GOD NEXT EPISODE OMGOMGOMGOMGPOMG THE BURNING OF GWEN SO EARLY IN THE RELATIONSHIP ANDANDAND INVENTING MERLIN OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG AND I WANT TO VID IT ALL AS A FIC TRAILER OREDSIFJAE