Oh here we go...
Hi! I'm at Brittney's house right now...I like smores. I saw Dodgeball today. I think everyone should go and see it 932587 times. It's really funny. Well I left late at like 415 and got there at like 550...Brittney only sat there for an hour or so, it's all good. We went out to eat at TGIFridays and then...(evil music starts playing)...things took a turn for the worst. I re-met KAYLA! HOLY CRAP!!!! The WHOLE way to the restaurant she was mooning all the cars and would NOT keep her pants on! We got pulled over for indescent exposure. It's only a $459.99 ticket. I think Britt can handle that. Meanwhile Kayla gets out of the car and pulls down her pants and runs across the highway! Brittney was about to cry...like that one time when her boyfriend left her in Sterling Heights without a cell phone. And then Ol' White-y stalled on that damned turn like a mother fucker. We finally coaxed Kayla back into the car with a tranquilizer to the buttox. Dinner was lovely. The waitress was not cool...But we each pitched in a hefty 27 cent tip, in which Kayla grabbed on her way out. Then we ran for it. Then we were off to the mall to see the movie. Brittney performed a nice duck-n-roll technique to get a freakin ice cream sundae because the ice cream place had it's gate half down...It was a win-win situation. Then terror struck our faces again! The movie was hilarious, despite the fact that Kayla squeezed a little 'somethin somethin' out whenever they talked about POOP. Then she pulled out her underwear and chucked those suckers at the old guy that was in front of us...I think he liked it. We finally leftt and Kayla had an arm full of phone numbers...In case you were wondering, the old guy gave her his number too. Then Kayla kicked White-y's ass and she stalled again. We made her get out and push. Then we dropped her off and the world was good again.
And we are not even gonna start talking about Andria...
The above was true untill like the second sentence...a few too many marshmallows...I blame Brittney for the above 'creativeness' (Between me and you, she rides the short bus with her helmet strapped tight. Her bros ride it too...Brad enjoys himself there...)
You are less useful than a poopy flavored lolipop.
And we are not even gonna start talking about Andria...
The above was true untill like the second sentence...a few too many marshmallows...I blame Brittney for the above 'creativeness' (Between me and you, she rides the short bus with her helmet strapped tight. Her bros ride it too...Brad enjoys himself there...)
You are less useful than a poopy flavored lolipop.