Title: Foreplay
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Rating: G
Word Count: 100
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Jim Kirk, Montgomery Scott, Spock; Kirk/Spock
Summary: Scotty didn't wait to see who won-- he ran.
Disclaimer: Characters mentioned are used without permission and are trademarks of CBS/Paramount/Gene Roddenberry. I do not own them and am simply borrowing for my purposes. Please don't sue.
(pimped to
kirkspock and
newtrekslash)
When Kirk invited his first and second officers to join him for dinner in the captain's mess, Scotty didn't think anything of it. He wasn't keen to have command fall on his shoulders, but he had nothing against a hearty meal and good company.
Thing was, the conversation kept moving from inclusive to nonstop bickering between Kirk and Spock. Seemed like circular arguments to him, which he would've thought to be illogical. When he caught sight of Spock's hand resting on Kirk's thigh, the purpose became clear: this arguing was foreplay.
Scotty didn't wait to see who won-- he ran.
Title: No Tribble At All
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Rating: G
Word Count: 100
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Montgomery Scott
Summary: Scotty woke up feeling perfect so he should have known something was wrong.
Disclaimer: Characters mentioned are used without permission and are trademarks of CBS/Paramount/Gene Roddenberry. I do not own them and am simply borrowing for my purposes. Please don't sue.
(pimped to
reboot_genfic)
Scotty woke up feeling perfect so he should have known something was wrong. He didn't even realize his Tribble was missing until its little babies and grandbabies and grand-grandbabies began popping up all over the ship. In the food processors, in the Jeffries tubes, in the captain's chair.
And damn if the sensors couldn't detect the little buggers!
Oh, he calibrated and recalibrated them, but, the way they were reproducing, he wasn't sure it'd make a difference. Where could he send them all?
(Thankfully, a passing Klingon cruiser solved that problem for him.)
Sadly, he never saw his Tribble again.
Title: Tactical Genius
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Jim Kirk, Hikaru Sulu; Kirk/Sulu
Summary: "You all right, Captain?" came a concerned voice.
Disclaimer: Characters mentioned are used without permission and are trademarks of CBS/Paramount/Gene Roddenberry. I do not own them and am simply borrowing for my purposes. Please don't sue.
(pimped to
newtrekslash)
It just figured the first thing Kirk did on an uninhabited planet was take a header down a cliff. Granted, it was a small cliff but still.
"You all right, Captain?" came a concerned voice.
Kirk blinked a few times, as a blurry figure a few meters above him came into focus. "Sulu?" (Ow, seriously, why did it have to be his head?)
Sulu said something to someone over his shoulder, then turned back to Kirk. "Hold on! I'm on my way down."
There was a lazy leer on Kirk's face. "Yeah, you are." He really was a tactical genius.