Chapter 1, A Short Story By Geoffrey T. West Esq.

[helloivan]

as i was sitting on the bus on my way home, i noticed a small hole in the floor..as i began to poke at this hole the whole floor of the bus fell out and i could see the asphalt beneath my feet moving at mega fast speed. the bus driver didnt see that there was no floor and everybody's life was at danger. So, i took it upon myself to assemble a makeshift floor until the next bus stop. I made this floor out of chewing gum and used tampons that i carry around with me in my sack. My sack is lime green with hot pink zippers, anywho, i was the hero for the day and ladies of all nationalities flocked to me for my phone number, favorite color, and date of birth. Since i only knew one of them, they all have the privilege of knowing my favorite color.

Not Ivan,
Geoffrey