do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.
today's been crap. no particular reason. it's just been crap. this song is amazing. i swear there are so many people in my year i just want to KILL. there's two people i can put up with in my whole year, and that's danni and lauren. everyone else just pisses me off, so much. that's all i really have to say.
Baz Luhrmann - Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)
Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ’99
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be
it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by
scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable
than my own meandering
experience…I will dispense this advice now.
Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not
understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded.
But trust me, in 20 years you’ll look back at photos of yourself and
recall in a way you can’t grasp now how much possibility lay before
you and how fabulous you really looked….You’re not as fat as you
imagine.
Don’t worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as
effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing
bubblegum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that
never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm
on some idle Tuesday.
Do one thing everyday that scares you
Sing
Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, don’t put up with
people who are reckless with yours.
Floss
Don’t waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes
you’re behind…the race is long, and in the end, it’s only with
yourself.
Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you
succeed in doing this, tell me how.
Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements.
Stretch
Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know what you want to do with your
life…the most interesting people I know didn’t know at 22 what they
wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year
olds I know still don’t.
Get plenty of calcium.
Be kind to your knees, you’ll miss them when they’re gone.
Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll have children,maybe
you won’t, maybe you’ll divorce at 40, maybe you’ll dance the funky
chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary…what ever you do, don’t
congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either - your
choices are half chance, so are everybody else’s. Enjoy your body,
use it every way you can…don’t be afraid of it, or what other people
think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever
own..
Dance…even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.
Read the directions, even if you don’t follow them.
Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.
Get to know your parents, you never know when they’ll be gone for
good.
Be nice to your siblings; they are the best link to your past and the
people most likely to stick with you in the future.
Understand that friends come and go,but for the precious few you
should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and
lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you
knew when you were young.
Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard; live
in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.
Travel.
Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will
philander, you too will get old, and when you do you’ll fantasize
that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were
noble and children respected their elders.
Respect your elders.
Don’t expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund,
maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one
might run out.
Don’t mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will
look 85.
Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who
supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of
fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the
ugly parts and recycling it for more than
it’s worth.
But trust me on the sunscreen…
ps; i hope you actually read that, and listen to it. especially the lines:
don’t waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes
you’re behind…the race is long, and in the end, it’s only with
yourself.
remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you
succeed in doing this, tell me how.
pps;
you are dicks. both of you. kate you do NOT ever (i mean, EVER) do that to your best friend. ever. especially when you know she still has feelings for him, and you KNOW IT. and you could at least be big about it and admitted it straight after flossy and chaz broke up. i am so pissed off, so i can only imagine how flossy is feeling. probably 10 million times worse. and i suppose you dicks DIDN'T care. or maybe you like to pretend you did, and that's why you kept it a secret. but believe me, i can tell it hurt a hella fucking lot more keeping it secret. well you failed. you are DICKS. you are heartless dicks. and if either of you even try and argue with me about this, i will kick you in the face so fast you won't even be able to blink. i will fucking kill you. the only thing i can do to help the situation is HELP FLOSSY and think of her FEELINGS (yeah, i know that word's like a foreign language to you guys). chaz, i expected so much more from you. and kate, do i even need to say anything? you're her BEST FUCKING FRIEND YOU DICK.
lets go to my appartment, well pull the sheets up over our heads says:
fuck ive actually never been this HURT in my life
lets go to my appartment, well pull the sheets up over our heads says:
i didnt think ANY of my friends would do this to me, even the ones who wernt really that close or anything
lets go to my appartment, well pull the sheets up over our heads says:
but KATE!
FUCK YOU BOTH.
i'm making this public so that kate can read it.
Baz Luhrmann - Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)
Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ’99
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be
it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by
scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable
than my own meandering
experience…I will dispense this advice now.
Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not
understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded.
But trust me, in 20 years you’ll look back at photos of yourself and
recall in a way you can’t grasp now how much possibility lay before
you and how fabulous you really looked….You’re not as fat as you
imagine.
Don’t worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as
effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing
bubblegum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that
never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm
on some idle Tuesday.
Do one thing everyday that scares you
Sing
Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, don’t put up with
people who are reckless with yours.
Floss
Don’t waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes
you’re behind…the race is long, and in the end, it’s only with
yourself.
Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you
succeed in doing this, tell me how.
Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements.
Stretch
Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know what you want to do with your
life…the most interesting people I know didn’t know at 22 what they
wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year
olds I know still don’t.
Get plenty of calcium.
Be kind to your knees, you’ll miss them when they’re gone.
Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll have children,maybe
you won’t, maybe you’ll divorce at 40, maybe you’ll dance the funky
chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary…what ever you do, don’t
congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either - your
choices are half chance, so are everybody else’s. Enjoy your body,
use it every way you can…don’t be afraid of it, or what other people
think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever
own..
Dance…even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.
Read the directions, even if you don’t follow them.
Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.
Get to know your parents, you never know when they’ll be gone for
good.
Be nice to your siblings; they are the best link to your past and the
people most likely to stick with you in the future.
Understand that friends come and go,but for the precious few you
should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and
lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you
knew when you were young.
Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard; live
in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.
Travel.
Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will
philander, you too will get old, and when you do you’ll fantasize
that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were
noble and children respected their elders.
Respect your elders.
Don’t expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund,
maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one
might run out.
Don’t mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will
look 85.
Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who
supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of
fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the
ugly parts and recycling it for more than
it’s worth.
But trust me on the sunscreen…
ps; i hope you actually read that, and listen to it. especially the lines:
don’t waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes
you’re behind…the race is long, and in the end, it’s only with
yourself.
remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you
succeed in doing this, tell me how.
pps;
you are dicks. both of you. kate you do NOT ever (i mean, EVER) do that to your best friend. ever. especially when you know she still has feelings for him, and you KNOW IT. and you could at least be big about it and admitted it straight after flossy and chaz broke up. i am so pissed off, so i can only imagine how flossy is feeling. probably 10 million times worse. and i suppose you dicks DIDN'T care. or maybe you like to pretend you did, and that's why you kept it a secret. but believe me, i can tell it hurt a hella fucking lot more keeping it secret. well you failed. you are DICKS. you are heartless dicks. and if either of you even try and argue with me about this, i will kick you in the face so fast you won't even be able to blink. i will fucking kill you. the only thing i can do to help the situation is HELP FLOSSY and think of her FEELINGS (yeah, i know that word's like a foreign language to you guys). chaz, i expected so much more from you. and kate, do i even need to say anything? you're her BEST FUCKING FRIEND YOU DICK.
lets go to my appartment, well pull the sheets up over our heads says:
fuck ive actually never been this HURT in my life
lets go to my appartment, well pull the sheets up over our heads says:
i didnt think ANY of my friends would do this to me, even the ones who wernt really that close or anything
lets go to my appartment, well pull the sheets up over our heads says:
but KATE!
FUCK YOU BOTH.
i'm making this public so that kate can read it.