Trapped in the Strange World of Fanfiction with Adam Lambert Ch. 3
Title: Trapped in the Strange World of Fanfiction with Adam Lambert ch.3
Author: Helloiamsilver
Fandom: Adam Lambert
Pairing: Adam Lambert/ Tommy Joe Ratliff (sorta)
Rating: probably Pg-13
Length: 611
Warnings: None really
Summary: Adam has a very, very weird day
Author's Note: I do apologize for short chapter lengths, they'll probably get longer as I go on (or not) :p. Some of the "stories" I mention here are real (or are inspired by real ones) that I have read (and love) and others are just made up for my own joy :). This is kind of, sort of a sequel to Adam and Tommy discover fanfiction, you can read it here -->
http://helloiamsilver.livejournal.com/544.html
The unicorn snorted and it occurred to Adam that this was in fact, not a hideous dream. And that apparently, unicorns were not as docile and cute as often portrayed. This one, for example had a devious gleam to its eye.
Ok…so, that may have been a sparkle but Adam didn’t trust anything in this universe. That horn could be deadly! Wild animals (no matter how pretty) were soo not his thing. As he was slowly backing away from the creature, he felt a small tap on his shoulder and nearly jumped into a tree. He flipped around to see a small sparkling patch moving away from him in the darkness. Darkness?
Aaand it’s nighttime again. Awesome. The trees were much closer now as well; he was practically in the forest. He turned around again to see that the unicorn was nowhere in sight. However, the little sparkling, glowing…thing moved closer and settled in a spot by his line of sight. Adam squinted to see that the thing was in fact a small person with wings. And that the small person was Tommy in a Tinkerbelle outfit. Of course it was.
“Hello!” little fairy Tommy spoke directly into Adam’s ear as he hovered, “You’re not from around here are you?”
“Um, no, not particularly,” Adam shrunk back from the little person, but at the same time was intrigued. Tommy made a pretty adorable fairy. Stupid androgynous little elf face.
“I can tell,” he replied with a smirk.
“So…Aren’t fairies supposed to, you know, not show themselves to humans?” Adam asked.
“Ok, first off, I’m a pixie, not a fucking fairy!” Ah…Theeere was the Tommy Adam knew and loved, “Second off, no, not really, but I like you,” Fairy, so sorry, pixie Tommy winked.
“Um, alright,” Wait…Pixies. Pixies seemed familiar. Adam felt like he had seen something about a pixie Tommy before. A piece of fan art maybe? God…this should be obvious. Well, he wasn’t remembering anytime soon and pixie Tommy was giving him an odd glazed-eyes look.
“You’re beautiful…” He murmured sincerely.
“Thank you?” Adam suddenly looked around him to see some kind of glittery dust floating all around them that seemed to come from the glowing flowers on the forest floor. Oh great, sex pollen was really gonna help his already fucked up mind. Wait. How the hell did he know this shit was sex pollen?? Something was definitely connected here. Whatever, back to the matter at hand: A little horny pixie Tommy who was gazing into his eyes with lust.
How the fuck would that even work? Their anatomies were completely-…No. Adam was not even letting himself consider it. But he didn’t get the chance as he accidentally breathed in a huge whiff of the pollen and sneezed.
When he opened his eyes again, he was standing next to a full-sized Tommy, still with the wings and Tinkerbelle outfit.
“How’d you become normal-sized so fast?”
“Normal-sized? I’ve always been this size. Now where were we?” Tommy was still looking very horny and was now no longer fun-sized…
He didn’t wait for Adam to react and grabbed the back of his neck, proceeding to eat his face, wings a-flapping. Adam reacted instinctually at first and leaned into the kiss, tilting his head down. However, it quickly broke through his thick skull that this was not the real Tommy and that this weird. He pulled himself away as Tommy grabbed a breath. His hazy eyes met Adam’s and he smiled an adorable, mischievous little smirk.
“You’re freckles are adorable by the way,”
Oh shit…Adam knew where he was now…
He was inside of fanfiction!!! Oh god, he was soo fucked.
Literally.