color:#252525">Title: Trapped in the Strange World of Fanfiction with Adam Lambert ch.14
Author: Helloiamsilver
Pairing: Adam Lambert/ Tommy Joe Ratliff (sorta)
Rating: Light R-ish for this chapter
Length: 900
Warnings: None really
Summary: Adam has a very, very weird day
Author's Note: I do apologize for short chapter lengths, they'll probably get longer as I go on (or not) :p. Some of the "stories" I mention here are real (or are inspired by real ones) that I have read (and love) and others are just made up for my own joy :).
‘Not that there’s anything wrong with lesbians!’ Adam quickly thought, ‘I like lesbians! Just not BEING one!’
“Hey babe,” Tommy, or Tammy or Tommi or whatever, said, while he-she- began unpacking a backpack. Adam had to admit, Tommy made a very cute girl. She had a slim frame, small chest and pretty much the same hair as boy Tommy. She had even poutier red lips and wore snug skinny jeans and a black band T-shirt. If it weren’t for the more feminine features and ever so slight curves to the body, Adam almost wouldn’t be able to tell the difference. Not like Adam’s Amazonian new frame. No way anyone was fucking confusing that.
Tommy eventually peeked up after she’d finished unpacking. She looked over to where Adam was buried under the covers with a worried expression.
“Adam, are you okay?” Tommy asked, his-HER- voice feminized as well, and moved a hand to rest on Adam’s shoulder. Adam hurriedly tucked the covers up even more.
“Um, I don’t feel very well,” He said before he suddenly realized something, “Wait, you called me Adam?” Tommy laughed.
“Of course! I always call you Adam. You’re way too butch for me to call you Amanda don’t you think? You’ve been meaning to shave your head for months now,” Tommy added.
Huh, that…actually sounded like something a lesbian girl Adam would do…
“Why haven’t I?” he asked and Tommy’s smile grew dark and she bit her lip.
“Cause I love pulling on it so much when you’re giving it to me,” she whispered into Adam’s ear. Adam’s eyes grew wide but Tommy pulled away with a laugh
“You said you feel bad?” she asked.
“Yeah…headache,” Adam nodded and tried to look sickly
“Want me to make you feel better baby?” Tommy said in a husky voice. Normally that proposal would have Adam leaping for joy, but now it only gave him panic. He was not mentally prepared for lesbian sex right now.
‘Think Adam! Think!’
“Uh, I’m on my period!” He quickly said. That ought to get him out of any sex right? Unless girl Tommy was into that kind of thing…Adam shuddered.
However girl Tommy didn’t look turned on; she actually looked a little pissed.
“Adam…if you’re not in the mood you could’ve just told me! I know you had your period last week. You made me get you chocolate at one in the morning remember?” she put her hands on her hips and glared accusingly at Adam.
“Oh,” Damn! These writers were determined for Adam to have lesbian sex, “Um, sorry?” Adam tried to look contrite. Tommy sighed.
“It’s okay if you’re not feeling up to it babe, really. But you can you at least take care of me. I’m so horny and I’ve been thinking out you all day,” she whined, snuggling up to Adam on the bed, “You can’t expect me to see you naked in bed and not want you,” she looked up to meet Adam’s eyes with desperation, pouting those lips out even further. There was no way in hell Adam could say no to that face.
“Okay baby. I’ll take care of you,” he relented and Tommy practically squealed in delight.
Okay, he could do this. He’s had sex with a woman before. He knows the basics of how it works. Tongues, fingers, it’s not that different really. Except for that one little thing that was missing…
Tommy quickly grabbed him by his hair and pulled him in for a kiss. And yes, this definitely hadn’t changed. Adam could kiss Tommy all day.
However, Tommy clearly had other intentions. She was just as cuddly as regular Tommy and had wandering hands. Those hands ended up all over Adam’s boobs, gently pulling at his nipples and wow, okay, that felt much better than Adam imagined it would. He couldn’t restrain a whine as Tommy stopped playing with him to strip down herself.
Once, she was naked she began twining her legs together with Adam’s, rubbing off on his thigh.
“Starting to feel better baby? A little more in the mood?” she challenged
“Yeah…I’m getting there,” and he really was oddly enough. He had never denied that he appreciated female beauty; it just didn’t get him excited in THAT way. But girl Tommy was pushing all his right buttons and the arousal he felt in this body was different and sparking all along his nerves. He couldn’t stop the moaning sounds that escaped as Tommy went back to his boobs, this time with her tongue.
“I-I thought I was supposed to be taking care of you?” Adam asked, somewhat unwillingly.
“Mm, watching you fall apart does take care of me baby…” Tommy moaned, “And I’ll make sure we get to that, don’t you worry baby,”
Adam finally just let go and let his head fall back against the pillow as Tommy continued licking his chest. Adam wasn’t sure how to feel now that it seemed the only sex he was going to have in fanfiction world was damn lesbian sex. On one hand, he seriously missed his dick and all the joy it normally brought him. On the other, this really didn’t feel half bad.
It turns out he didn’t need to worry about because the second Tommy got up, presumably to get a dildo or a strap-on or something, Adam was sucked into the bed.
Of fucking course.