4th Wall

[hellofadrug]

I think Robert Downey Jr. does me a fair bit of justice.

Prove me wrong.

Comments

do you know my situation?

[blusfuckingmom]

Or do I have to explain? *hands you 2 inch vial* Here is half now and half when you get my daughter back.

I am Sherlock Holmes. I know all.

[hellofadrug]

[Pocketing that for later.]

Your daughter is at art school innn.... Detriot, if I'm not mistaken.

Retrieving her would be another matter entirely - and in the case of personally making the trip to fetch her for you, I'm afraid I would have to haggle my price higher.

Re: I am Sherlock Holmes. I know all.

[blusfuckingmom]

Haggle away. But know this. Nothing is more vicious than a mother protecting her child. I am not to be trifled with sir.

[hellofadrug]

No, not at all - in fact, I expect no less.

Starting the haggle high; all-expenses-paid, and an entire crate of morphine.

or

[blusfuckingmom]

most expenses paid, arrangements made by me alone, and a dozen 4 inch vials.

Re: or

[hellofadrug]

All expenses paid, arrangements made by you, half a crate of morphine.

Re: Are you

[blusfuckingmom]

really worth this trouble...shit for that much money I could hire a hundred detectives to work night and day. And I wouldnt have to be without my pain medication. You are working on my last nerve. Any body knows where she goes to school but I want to know where she is now! Prove to me that you have that ability and the haggling will stop.

your silence

[blusfuckingmom]

has left me no choice. the vial I gave you was filled with H2O. Charlatan!!

Re: your silence

[hellofadrug]

I have her exact address on hand - however, since your intention was to swindle me from the start, this will be the last time I try to do business with you, gypsy woman!