why i cant diet

[helloelise]

Cwinger13: are you on any diets (that are unnessecary)?
he11oe1ise: why
Cwinger13: jsut a question
he11oe1ise: but why
he11oe1ise: there must be a reason
Cwinger13: oh youd think
he11oe1ise: you cant just pull "are you on any diets" out of thin air
he11oe1ise: why do you ask
Cwinger13: i dont know i was thinking about bringing you something
Cwinger13: regardless of what you say
he11oe1ise: hahaha
he11oe1ise: i see
he11oe1ise: i'm not really on any diets no
he11oe1ise: i should be
Cwinger13: pssh
Cwinger13: oh yeah ewise and me too
he11oe1ise: oh shush youre all muscle
he11oe1ise: i'm all squish
he11oe1ise: haha
Cwinger13: haha
Cwinger13: squish
Cwinger13: but no you might diet yourself away
Cwinger13: and then we'll be in the hallway someday
Cwinger13: and we'll wonder where you are
he11oe1ise: haha
Cwinger13: of course ill blame myself
Cwinger13: ben will cry
Cwinger13: and thiels would scream "i knew she should have gone to breakfast!"
Cwinger13: and then we'll avoid making eye contact with each other
Cwinger13: and quietly walk away
Cwinger13: then we'll all need counseling
Cwinger13: and thiels will go crazy
Cwinger13: and marry a horse in international waters
Cwinger13: and then where will the rest of us be?
Cwinger13: in trouble thats where
Cwinger13: so you cant diet
Cwinger13: in fact i forbid you to do so
Cwinger13: our very lives are at stake

good information to know

my day was a shit in shittiest form but
that made me smile

thanks sean