Because copying Mark is my favorite pasttime.

[hellodarkisland]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Boobs!

1. Snow White's coffin was made of boobs.
2. Europe is the only continent that lacks boobs.
3. Boobs will often glow under UV light.
4. Birds do not sleep in boobs, though they may rest in them from time to time.
5. Some hotels in Las Vegas have boobs floating in their swimming pools.
6. A boobometer is used to measure boobs!
7. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are boobs.
8. Boobs are worth their weight in gold - literally.
9. Women shoplift four times more frequently than boobs.
10. Boobs can give birth ten days after being born, and are born pregnant.

I just love that first one. And the one about hotel swimming pools in Las Vegas.

Oh boobs.