The best list ever.

Oct 26, 2003 21:58

This list kicks so much fucking ass. This is a compilation of names. Names that should make anyone run in the oposite direction. Names of suckass boyfriends.
And while I stole this from Jon's journal, I'm in love with it and have adopted it's cloned sister.

- Chad -
Annoying, demanding, hits females, asshole, self centered bitchs!
- Chay -
He plays mind games and makes you feel like shit
- Chris -
will dump you because he doesnt want a girlfriend then will meet a girl at a show in another state and proceed to go out with her.
- collin -
lies to get into your head and make you feel like your needed then sleeps with you just to dig more into you then just breaks you apart completely. also usualy horrible in bed.
- Dan -
Lying jerks just looking to get laid and then lie about it
- Derrick -
just plain stupid. move to california without telling you. ha. fucker.
- Evan -
harrasses/stalks you after you break up with him
- greg -
stupid fucker that acts like he doesn't want you when you're there, then when you're gone he sends you naked pictures to your inbox so you can be more disgusted with him.
- James -
He welds. Enough said.
- Jason -
break up with you so they can quit smoking but really never even broke it off with their previous gf
- Jim -
an idiot who tries to be romantic but just smothers you
- joey -
see steve
- Ken -
Bastards who fall out of love overnight and don't mind breaking up on your anniversary in the morning before school starts
- Kirby -
uses you and then dates a lazy eye'd heffer
- Larry -
Will do anything and everything he can in order to get into a girls pants, cheater, liar, cry baby, stupid, annoying, smothers you, fake, asshole, immature,
- Matt -
cheater, poser, jerk, insensitive
- Max -
they think they are above others and they think they are smart, but thats only because all their friends are really dumb
- Mike -
He'll tell you things you want to hear so your feelings won't be hurt and then suddenly go straight
- Peter -
moves to Canada on your birthday
- Phil -
presumptuous and arrogant
- Reuben -
cheats on you with 3 different girls who all go to your school
- Robert -
they are self centered assholes
- Steve -
liar, cheat, fake, conartist, immature users
- Zack/zach -
ASSHOLE

Can you guess which one I added? Well, you'd probably be wrong. And if you knew which one was mine, you'd probably think significantly less of me.

Anyway, the idea is that if you had a name to add, you would comment with the name and the reason that they suck ass.

No one reads my journal, but if someone happens upon it and wishes to add, I guess you could comment, but it's Jon's list.

<3
(<3 Jon)
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