California Uberalis, Uberalis California...(I really spelled that wrong)

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Well...my fellow livejournal minions...I am off. Off on an adventure of the greatest kind...a vacation...to California...with my family. Oh yes...it is scary...oh yes it is sad...and oh yes, there will be blood. (Well, hopefully there won't be. I don't like blood) Today is my last day of winter break in Lexington. I say "farewell" and I hope that upon our next meeting, my hermit crab will still be alive. (I am entrusting him in the care of Sarah, I am worried.) For those of you who are dear to me, you might receive a postcard from me. If you are not dear to me...well too bad. If you don't receive a postcard...I'm sorry? I still love you, just not enough to spend 37 cents on you. (Damn postage is expensive)

And now...I go forth...to CALIFORNIA!!!